There are certain
truths that will always apply when driving.
The
Guy in front of you will be a
jerk
The
Guy behind you will be an
asshole
The
Guy next to you will be a
moron
At a stoplight the
guy next to you will be picking his
nose
The
guy in front of you will be on a cell-phone and not notice the light
change from
red to
green
The
lane you are not in will be moving faster than the one you are in
If you are late,
traffic will be horrendous.