She was thirteen years old, and had not been blest with a single misfortune in her whole life.
It was not, she told her reflection one night, that she really wished to be unhappy. But there was simply no possibility of being a romantic heroine when one’s life, and one’s person, were as pleasant and carefree as hers.
Take, for example, her hair, through which she now dragged a brush impatiently. Not for her a mop of red curls suitable for engaging in wild escapades, nor even straight, black, mysterious, glossy tresses that lent an air of glamour to a silent, cynical rejection of the world. No, she had thick, healthy waves in a dark blonde, pretty enough to have elderly ladies compliment it, but by no means the A Life Less Ordinary|golden ringlets] that might inspire knightly gallantry or unrequited passion.
It wasn’t just her hair. She put her brush down on the dressing table and leaned in close to the mirror. Her skin remained entirely free of freckles.
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