Findings:
- why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- She really does want to clap along, but at the same time she doesn't want to let the bird get out.
- do you think i can get all my ideas out? so they aren't lost?
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- God, do you think I can have a nephew this time?
- Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- Do whatever you need to do to get that taste out of your mouth
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How to get an abortion when it's illegal to do so in your country
- The potential for brain damage really does get in the way of a good time
- Hey Paul, hey Paul, hey Paul, let's have a ball
- What can I get for you? What do you need?
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
- Murder Never Tasted So Good
- The Most Good You Can Do
- If I had the money I would get lost. God knows I have the time.
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel no compulsion to get up from the table
- If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.
- And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
- Why does it take so long to get to sleep?
- You can do anything you want to, as long as it's not important
- I'd love to stay and let you break my heart, but I have laundry to do
- All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us
- I'm here for a good time, not a long time
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- I can't get a haircut today because I have too much free time
- Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- Having gotten myself into a position where I can have my cake and eat it too, I feel a strong compulsion to get up from the table
- Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
- Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
- Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
- How long can any one heart be so confused?
- My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
- This is what we have. Let's do our best.
- tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
- got to be good looking cause he's so hard to see
- World Encyclopedia of Twentieth Century Murder
- Hey honey, let's get drunk and argue!
- Do Whatever You Want All the Time
- We don't have time. Not like they do.
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
- Let The Good Times Roll
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
- I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
- It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
- See a penny, pick it up and all day long you'll have good luck
- i have been burning for so long
- Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
- How long do you think I'll let you keep me here?
- I can make you howl. And vice versa. Let's get down to business.
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- This song is so good it can make your ears pop
- I admit confusion. Sometimes it causes my head to ache. Let's not even get into the heart.
- I can only pray that, when I finally leave, I will have done little enough damage to be totally forgotten
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- Playing the guitar can cause RSI
- Can I have your autograph? (category)
- How to tell she's good looking
- Reality Is What You Can Get Away With
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- Promise me disappointment so I can stop holding out for glory.
- All I can do
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- the summer can do little more than feed itself
- I a man sad, with a linux box, a slow internet connection and friends who can not see the love in me bursting to get out.
- Adapting literary works for film and television
- Holding the sword tightly and warmly in my chest, pinning the memories down as long as I can.
- A simple experiment that you can do at home to prove the possibility of global warming
- God can create a stone so heavy even he can't lift it
- If I can just get Mike to the 24-hour Whipper-Snapper, I will be okay.
- Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
- 50 Simple Things You Can Do to Save the Earth
- the good in others can take us where we can't go alone
- Archived E2 FAQ: Source Code (document)
- Mister Obama can I have a pony
- from where I stand I can see they have already won
- What Canada can do to improve U.N. peacekeeping capabilities
- TV can be a good thing
- Do what you can as you do
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging. Sort of like some men I know
- But can you imagine what that would do to all those juggaloes?
- Do your wings make a sound? Sometimes I swear I can hear them
- I'll keep calligraphy (you can have the flying spaghetti monster)
- I can slaughter my way through Hell, but I can't kill these feelings for you
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- You don't really drink beer in cans, do you?
- Can you reach true love? Let's say yes.
- Asking for a favor
- I have a small penis. How can I sexually pleasure a woman?
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- Know How, Can Do
- I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
- I can't do one-quarter of the things my father can
- I miss you can I have the ground back now
- Seriously, I can't speak French, so can we just skip to the love-making part?
- Amazing what you can do with a paperclip and a snapped elastic band
- You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
- E2 can only get better (e2poll)
- Who needs love when you can have death?
- Short can be good! (document)
- Come the Rapture, Can I have your Car?
- What you can do to protect yourself against bioterrorism
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- There is nothing the dead can do
- Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
- My God parted the sea; what can yours do?
- Weather can be pretty, yet so damaging.
- so the hum and silence can co-exist
- How long can you hold your breath?
- The least I can get away with
- they can drop bombs and no one will get hurt
- I cannot produce a definitive list of everywhere I have been, but I can say that I have seen a whole lot of nowhere
- You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
- It's the Internet, I can do what I want
- It's so quiet, I can hear my cigarette burning.
- Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
- can it be that it was all so simple then
- How far can we get on one tank of fuel
- There is something we can do
- Only in the dark can we see the lives we have lost
- It's gone, aint nothing you can do about it now
- So rare you can still hear it moo
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- You can only chase a shadow so far
- Can I get MTV from kissing?
- How soft your fields so green can whisper tales of gore
- How can we have a Y2K problem in a country with both Microsoft and Intel?
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- If you can say something nice, do
- Can I get a sketch?
- I can do much better than this
- You make a light in the world and you hope someone can still look up from the dust for long enough to see it
- How can I need kisses I have never felt?
- Can I have a light?
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- You can do anything
- Can't speed up, can't slow down - all we can do is follow these damn dogs
- You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
- Grilling can cause cancer
- On the last day of 2004, we will do something in Portland. That thing is called a party. You can come.
- Can I Get An Amen?
- my heart, exploding so loudly i can hardly hear myself think
- Not everyone can give good blowjobs. Sorry.
- Money can't buy happiness but the lack of it can cause a lot of misery
- When we kiss I can hear your thoughts, so I would rather we didn't
- You can get to my heart by making me cry
- A darn good reason to cover the trash can
- I can quit any time I want
- Every time that I tell her that I love her, I can taste my own hypocrisy
- I can do stuff with my writeups (e2poll)
- retracing unknown lines in the dark so I can follow them blindly
- can you get enough of me?
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- she can scream so loud you'll be looking for your ears on the floor
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- at least in dreams when shit gets ugly you can still fly and whistle
- I can do it myself
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- murder can be fun
- Why the obliteration of privacy can be a good thing
- we have learned all that we can from anal probing
- What the FBI Can Do With Their Little
- Collecting cardboard boxes, so one day, you can build a castle
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