Findings:
- Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
- his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
- Then I poked him in his sunburn
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- a constant, low wind trembles through him, catching his words and sending them out into the world
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
- To Him the law is everything. Even today, lawyers are His favorites.
- England expects that every man will do his duty
- Is she really going out with him?
- He stretched out his arms but she was not there
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
- StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
- It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
- His mother is slowly killing him.
- The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
- When he was five, his father made him murder his imaginary friend.
- The Last Thing He Expected to Happen to Him in Hollywood
- a bit of ash in his face keeps him warm
- You want that I should rough him up?
- I mean these words come out of him like the right music
- You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
- Send him to Detroit!
- His mind went blank against the flesh next to him
- He had a prison of brass built in the hole, and then, when it was finished, he locked up his daughter
- him will I blot out of my book
- Zip him back up, he sucks.
- Seeking the recluse but not finding him
- He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
- From the brightness before Him passed His thick clouds
- Any man can handle adversity. If you want to test his character, give him power.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- Is it fair for him to love me when she craves his touch?
- We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
- Perhaps, like orange juice, I will grow to love him.
- How Candide Found His Old Master Pangloss Again and What Happened to Him
- We All Get Old, But We Never Grow Up
- The Mojave Desert spit him out, and the Pacific Ocean swallowed him, half-chewed
- then I hugged him
- And that's when I shot him, Your Honor
- I can get away with murder, but I can't get you out of my head
- It's too bad she won't live. But then again, who does?
- Jen, I really hate him
- I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
- Starving in the greenhouse
- I want to be a sherpa when I grow up
- When you grow up, your heart dies
- I ain't mad at him
- The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
- That Thou Art Mindful Of Him
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- They grow up. No one told me.
- Don't be a smartass and offer up a contrived solution that *technically* solves the puzzle but goes against its spirit
- a poem for a boy before I met him
- He forgets I am my own fierceness; it's not for him
- It's never him
- If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
- It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
- She's All My Fancy Painted Him
- Can I eat him, boss?
- my love in your garden grows, but let's pretend it's just a rose
- but the worm ended up killing them too
- Sorry to eat and run, but I've got to go stop Lincoln from killing Hitler in his crib
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
- I want to be a pirate when I grow up
- let me grow up
- There Is No Such Thing As Light/There Is No Such Thing As Darkness/This Shadow Is An Illusion/But Illusions Are Still Real/And I Still Must Step Out Of It
- When I grow up (I want to be an old woman)
- How Candide Escaped from the Bulgarians and What Befell Him Afterward
- Leave him in an empty room with a tape recorder
- Boys That Will Never Grow Up
- Peace be upon him
- If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
- The one he murdered once still loves him
- If he's late, you can always start without him
- For Webster 1913, whenever I may find him
- I didn't want him
- You can't see a man die hundreds of times and not think him immortal
- She calls him Sugarcane. He calls her Hurricane.
- An Ode for Him
- To Anthea, who may command him Anything
- She Misses Him
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: The sights there shown him
- Things people put up their butts
- When the suicide arrived at the sky, the people there asked him: "Why?"
- Never be without remembrance of Him
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- judge a captain not by his shipwrecks, but by whether or not he blames the sea
- I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- The Firestone dealership was full to the brim with cars. But I reasoned I would need a boat, since my desire was to go to Ireland. Just then a harsh reminder surfaced; water is expensive in hell.
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
- I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
- In Which Ethel Gao Gets Off His Butt and Accepts the Call
- I love you, but it's cold out here
- you can give up, but there will always be those who do not
- I Don't Wanna Grow Up
- What I want to be when I grow up
- Their feet grow dark with his blood
- Grow right out of your own body
- I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
- a beautiful little duckling who wants nothing more than to never grow up in the manner of an arrogant swan
- jr grows up (user)
- Pollyanna Grows Up
- him
- When We Grow Up
- I try to write you a love song but it comes out a lament
- Before I was consciously thinking of him, my body was
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- She thought about giving him her heart
- Language of the dead
- Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
- To Him Who Waits
- Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
- By the way, where'd you meet him?
- I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
- Heart! We Will Forget Him!
- And we killed him and he's dead.
- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
- Just give him the damned fish
- To the Not Impossible Him
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- death passed him by
- I found him in my head, reading starlight
- How to approach a developer who may well be working and ask him a question
- The Pilgrim's Progress: Part I: Evangelist directs him
- Praise the Lord! Ye Heavens, Adore Him
- How Till Eulenspiegel's mother told him to learn a trade
- Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
- I married him because he was not mean
- When I think of him now I can smell horses
- I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
- I'm not sharing him
- Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
- Commit it then to the flames: For it can contain nothing but sophistry and illusion
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- Duty is weightier than a mountain, but death is lighter than a feather
- I love my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while
- Not atheist, but what then?
- I didn't mean to write this, but this is how it came out
- But you can't take the Jungle out of the Tiger
- Man is but the imprint of his native landscape
- Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
- But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
- And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- we can give up, but the world never will
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- I know you're up there. I am but a discontented symbol birthed from the blood of your terrible pen.
- Out of practice but my heart hurts so
- God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- The prophecy is made up, but it's also true.
- I want to be a dirty old man when I grow up
- kids grow up too fast
- Grow up
- The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
- Pokemon evolution isn't evolution
- When I Grow Up
- Guilt is a hard thing to bury but it’s a really easy thing to dig up
- Will my children grow up without Popeye?
- When I grow up, I want to be a pretzelman
- What do you want to be when you grow up?
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- junior grows up (user)
- Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
- I could grow up to become the soft ineffectual synthesis of untold compromises that I am today
- A child who will clearly grow up to be as demented as me
- as much as time to him reveals
- To let him know
- I want to be a whale when I grow up. Or a squid.
- Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
- Divine hunger sustains him
- The Story of the Envious Man and of Him Who Was Envied
- For Him I Sing
- It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
- I refute him thus!
- Crown Him with Many Crowns
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