If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. Then kill him.

If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him	Courting that I didn't know was courting until it was too late	"iz" in the middle of a word	samsara
Beware of finding a Jesus entirely congenial to you	The Lotus and the Cross: Jesus Talks with Buddha	forty-two	King of the Pee-Pee Dance
Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory	Gilliam Fnordling	Bodhi Day	Nobody cares if it was originally a nodeshell
Ask a fish what water is. Better yet, ask a wave.	I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you	The X that can be Y is not the true X	botsex
The Christ Clone Trilogy	Microsoft Train Simulator	What Buddhists Believe	And then the rain of colorless fire
Orange Traffic Koan	Jumped by a Zen master	Maybe is a pussy answer	What does a candle's flame look like when it burns in space?

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