nashi wa nashi. - There is no pear.

間諜艦長浣腸します
Kanchou ga kanchou ni kanchou shimasu - The spy is giving an enema to the captain.1


yuki ga yuki - the snow is going2


yoshi yoshi - good reason.

1.) The use of kanchou for spy is a bit out of date, but it works =]

2.) Yuki form of "iku" (to go). Similar: "yuku"

I included the kanji as well, encoded in Unicode HTML Entities. Also, if my grammar is wrong (which it probably horribly is), please let me know, I'm greatly interested in learning Japanese. Thanks to gn0sis for making sure the captain gets his enema...

These puns may be misplaced, because kanchou is actually kinda funny.