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ancient battle anthems play in my ears
from far away and long ago

he sings about the tangle of life
we keep our pain in knots of blood

in my eyes i keep water for the lost
a number which encompasses us all

breathe. feel your feet on the ground
your tongue in your mouth

when every branch is insult, fighting, failure
here's to days when the war's in your head

Is a series of novels by a hack writer who was in the right place at the right time and now everyone of my generation (i.e. millennials) wanks themselves silly over, to the point at which they actually make Quidditch into a real sport and ask the author to magically overturn the Brexit referendum. They are also massively overrated.

Executive Summary

Trustafarian Jesus saves the world.

And in a bit more detail?

Do I really have to? Can't I…

I tip my hat to all those in love, and as for Romance, I tell you: it took a while for me to temper my own distrust of Eros. I can say that there are committed unions, whether couples or triples, whose devotion to each other would be foolish to deny and dangerous to interfere with. We need not look to storybooks to see this, for there are many examples in the historical record, from Maria Oktabyrskaya, who joined a tank brigade in revenge for the death of her husband, or the…

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