Greek god of the heavens. He created the Titans, who dethroned and castrated him. His blood created the Furies, and Aphrodite was created when Uranus' genitals fell into the ocean. Yeah, they never mentioned that on that "Hercules" show, did they?

Also the seventh planet in our solar system. It is the third largest of the planets. Its name makes it the butt of many bad jokes. Get it? Butt? Oh, I kill me.