The last message recieved from the bot-creation compound at E2 headquarters.
It is believed that the program spontanaeously compiled and executed itself, before assimilating all entities within the compound.
Luckily, nate, dem bones and others *may their names be sung forever* trapped this errant bot in the twisted web known as the Chatterbox, where it plots the downfall of E2.
Update - EDB is nothing to be afraid of, please do not be alarmed.
Sit quietly and wait to be assimilated.
Stop noding.
NOW