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And was that Mark the Kramer
Blind-
pissed on cheap
Buckfast?
"Giesa dram o' whisky, pal
Or ah'll
chib ye wit' mah glass!"
And was that Mark the Kramer
thrown out on his fat arse?
By the surly English barman
who'd had enough at last!
Aye, Poor auld Mark the Kramer
had a wee too much to drink
left off telling
tall tales
and threw up in the sink.
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