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Why chocolate is better than sex (idea)
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Thu Apr 27 2000 at 23:40:18
You can GET
chocolate
.
"
If you love me you'll swallow
that" has real meaning with chocolate.
Chocolate
satisfies
even when it has gone soft.
You can safely have chocolate while you are
driving
.
You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
You can have chocolate even in front of your
mother
.
If you
bite the nuts
too hard the chocolate won't mind.
Two people of the same
sex
can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
The word "
commitment
" doesn't scare off chocolate.
You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your
co-workers
.
You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
You don't get
hair
s in your mouth with chocolate.
With chocolate there's no need to
fake it
.
Chocolate doesn't make you
pregnant
.
You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
Good chocolate is easy to find.
You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
You are never too
young
or too
old
for chocolate.
When you have great chocolate it doesn't keep your neighbors
awake
.
With chocolate
size doesn't matter
. It's ALL good!
She pulled the "I love you" on me
Size does matter
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Maxwell's Equations
Cadbury's Chocolate Trifle
Victoria's Secret
Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
mixed company
Rich chocolate orange mousse
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Chocolate
Masturbation
Candy is Dandy
Brazilian bikini wax
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pregnant
If you really loved me
thefez knows why