Overview:
One of the many
fatal conditions that is common among
smokers. This
condition always happens at the worst of times, like when you have no
money, or you are 2 hours away from the nearest store. Also frequently happens in
bars where smokes cost $7.50 (CDN).
Symptoms:
The
patient may feel the following
uncontrollable symptoms: extreme uneasyness,
irritability,
intense craving and
withdrawl.
Commonly used statements from people affected by this nasty condition:
- "Damn, I really need to quit.."
- "Hey man, can I bum a smoke?"
- "Ray.. lend me 6 bucks.."
- "I'll give you a dollar for one.. please? PLEASE!!!!"
- "You are such a lifesaver!"
If you see one of your friends displaying two or more of these symptoms, call the the nearest
convenience store immediately!
Cure:
There are only two known cures: somehow get your hands on a
cigarette, or wait a couple of weeks for your body to stop craving
nicotine (heh.. whatever).
Final notes:
This
condition should be
avoided at all costs through one of the following methods:
- Quit/don't start smoking
or more preferably:
- Find the $6 required for another pack and chainsmoke for half an hour... mmmm
Remember: People who don't smoke will never die