Waitresses in a Retirement Community:

Embittered women from the ages of fifteen to thirty five who deliver four course meals to the 95% cranky population.

Must be able to juggle deliriously heavy trays just to satisfy seven separate tables' "need for speed".

Must be able to withstand a verbal beating when the kitchen does not frequently enough create salads with "green lettuce"; or when the flavour of frozen yogurt does not match set criteria.

Must be sickeningly sweet without the promise of tips.

Must be able to resist the violent shaking of a resident who's hand accidentally "slips" and finds its way onto your young buttocks. Thrice.