Life is:

Unorganized, but somehow
Set up for you to fail
Although you will try and try
again.

Life is:

Uncouth and uninhibited,
It teaches us the wrong things to say
generally to the people we don't wish to
offend.

Life is:

never punctual, so we learn to be fashionably late,
or, worse-
showing up at the worst time with
a mismatched date.

Life is not:

interested in foreshadowing, conflict resolution
or happy endings.

Life is:

Mostly undramatic,
cruelly consistent.