Deanna lives in a small apartment
just outside of Evansville
She likes to chew big chunks of bubble gum
and prefers Cut off jeans to skirts
Deanna talks loud and listens to loud music
it embarrsses her daughter, but makes her granddaughter laugh
Deanna used to live in Alabama
but she moved North, "on account of my second ex-husband"
She says she kept the accent, but ditched the guy
"I'm sentimental, not stupid"