There's this
guy in the
cafe where I get my
morning coffee who is
chewing with his
mouth open. While the
process of
food being
ground down into a
bolus for
eventual processing by the
digestive system is
probably interesting from a
biological standpoint, I don't think I
need to
see the
process firsthand.
Thing is, if I walk up to this guy and say "Wow, you know it's really disgusting when your mouth sounds like a regiment of soldiers marching", he'd probably smile and show me some of those little poppy seeds stuck to his cream cheese teeth, and say "muh can chooo howemma muh mwunt"
And no, I'm not trying to take away his Constitutional right to be disgusting in public, but really, our teeth are inside our mouth for a reason (not manners necessarily). On the bright side, at least he's not eating sausage.