avalyn

user since
Mon Jan 28 2002 at 07:11:35 (7.8 years ago )
last seen
Sat Nov 21 2009 at 12:02:41 (9.6 hours ago )
number of write-ups
189 - View avalyn's writeups (feed)
level / experience
13 (Guardian of the Word) / 20102
C!s spent
1767
mission drive within everything
All shall love me and despair!
specialties
LJ | last.fm | Twitter | Facebook | YIM: stolenpants | AIM: avalyn E2
school/company
Energy never dies. It just changes form.
motto
Sometimes it be's like that.
member of
gods - My Endorsements
most recent writeup
August 23, 2009

I have kissed lips similar those above without
messing up the lipstick. I'm sly like that.


According to Googlism, avalyn is very pretty, and avalyn is twenty feet tall. So you better watch your back, Guest User.


I am the original bitch
I am the original whore
I am the girl that you just won't admit you adore


All of my daylogs (except for the most recent one, which stays in my main account for a few weeks after it's noded) now live in a separate account—avalyn by day—so that they don't clutter up my nodes list. I'm saying so just so you don't have to ask, as if you were going to ask anyway.


you said "re Broken nodes: Fixed... Things like this make me wonder if anyone, ever, goes back and reads their nodes after they've been written. [corrected writeup] and literally hundreds of other writeups I've corrected errors in all point to the probability that the majority of noders will happily node something, then completely disregard it and never think of it or encounter it again. Tragic, really." to someone using broken nodes (sent to 1 noder)

Don't be that noder. Please. Check your writeups for errors.




























I.
Consider the probable reality that all time is simultaneous.

II.
You are the universal consciousness.

III.
The pendulum must swing both ways before it is brought to rest in the middle.

IV.
All limitations are self-imposed.

V.
The mind has every potential and all knowledge.


You are the universal consciousness,
at ease as your consciousness drifts
more deeply into a state of all that is.

形而上


Noders I've Had The Distinct Pleasure of Meeting In The Real World™, although, sadly, a good chunk of those listed below have fled E2.

Noder count: 122 as of October 19, 2009.:

00100, Accipiter, Altusmens, ameriwire, Andrew Aguecheek, androjen, Apatrix, artman2003, Auron, BAR, Becca, belligerentmax, birdlace, Bitca, borgo, borgette, Brainwave, BriarCub, brassmule, BrooksMarlin, cahla, Caitiff, cbustapeck, ccunning, ch'i-lin, chaotic_poet, choco-tracy, Chris-O, Conventional oven, Cow Of Doom, craze, creases, dann, DataJunkie, discofever, disgruntledwren, divalessor, dizzy, duckrabbit, ducksauce, eien_meru, elephino, enth, evadyne, Feldar, Frankie, Gorgonzola, greth, gwenllian, Hyphenated, Iconoplast, indigoe, Indra363, izubachi, jacob8er, jessicaj, jessicapierce, jethro bodine, Junkill, Jurph, karma_debt, karmaflux, Katyana, LadySun, LaggedyAnne, Lucy-S, machfive, magicmanzach, mcc, Metacognizant, mock style, ModernAngel, mordel, NinjaPenguin, NoahPierce, nocte, No Springs, OldMiner, Orange Julius, panamaus, passport, Phyrkrakr, Pint, pitcher, provocateur, qousqous, QXZ, radlab0, Rapscallion, redbaker, RoguePoet, sauth, scarcatcher, Scout Finch, Scribe, Segnbora-t, sighmoan, Siobhan, Spackle, sparklemuse, Strong_Bow79, Swap, swish girl, tandex, Templeton, thefez, Tiefling, Timeshredder, Transitional Man, vandewal, Void_Ptr, Walter, Wiccanpiper, witchiepoo, WonkoDSane, Wuukiee, Xeerjat, yclept, Ysardo, zade, zaph, zophos, zot-fot-piq and _the_devil_.

The first was Templeton. The most recent was jessicaj.

Noders I've Had The Distinct Pleasure of Receiving Postal Mail From:

bewilderbeast, Glowing Fish, Halspal, hapax, Hatscheput, LadySun, legbagede, nocte, paraclete, passport, provocateur, Segnbora-t, Siobhan, strawberry and will.

Noders I've Had The Distinct Pleasure of Speaking To On A Telephone, But Have Never Met:

Focus, Kit, nate, Nora, wertperch and will.


.: Praise for naked women :.
Part II

2003.10.28@18:38 panamaus says re strip club: This really is an excellent writeup. I just thought I'd tell you that.

2004.03.31@12:21 Kit says re strip club: This is beautifully written. I don't even have the words.

2004.04.08@6:26 Andromache01 says I just read your strip club writeup. Wowza. I have no other word for it than that. Very glad I saved my last vote for the day.

2004.06.08@8:58 panamaus says Hey, you're e2's sexy gender-bending anti-hero with a heart of gold. Give us your hands, 'cause you're wonderful.

2004.07.13@1:51 Wiccanpiper says Based on your h/n, I went to read this. They were right, it's excellent. I'm as gay as they come, but there are some things about eroticism that cut across all lines. Hope that makes sense ...

2004.08.10@23:41 ascorbic says It's a great story. I described it to a friend as 'the closest to a love story that descriptions of crotch-grindings can get'.

2005.03.10@6:57 heppigirl says It was beautiful and sexy and honest and truthful as well as being sooo well written, and so easy to read. :)

2006-09-07@8:55 Apollyon says I have worked in a strip club (as a bartender, don't get any ideas!) and that is by far the best story to have ever come out of one of those dumps! It shall be cooled as soon as I have the ability. You can't really find accounts like that anywhere other than E2. Cheers!

2007-09-27@8:29 creases says I'm not transgender and I still thought it was hot.


2003.05.27@6:07 TheDeadGuy says Stand on familiar ground and know it well. For some reason I feel compelled to tell you this. That is all.

2004.01.23@9:04 mauler says Yeah, I've deduced that you must be a Tigers fan. I deeply pity/admire you greatly.

2006-04-29@7:49 Lometa says Thank you for the avalynaching!

From the catbox:

2006-05-08@5:50 <sirspens> holy shit... avalyn has 995 nodeshells
2006-05-08@5:54 <craze> I met avalyn at CoC2 and was expecting something kind of gay / super righteously self-obsessed and he was just a mellow goth that had the ability to engage in cool convorsations.

2006-05-17@17:00 <wertperch> Can I have an avalyn of my very own? Would that help with the housework, too?
2006-05-17@17:03 <TheDeadGuy> avalyn is mine! Mine, I say! I shall not have him taken away by an expatriate Brit!
2006-05-17@17:04 <TheDeadGuy> Stealing my Christinas was one thing! Thou shalt not steal my one and only avalyn. Pistols or sabers?


Milestones:

  • January 28, 2002: Level 1
  • March 5, 2002: Level 2
  • April 8, 2002: Level 3
  • August 19, 2002: Level 4
  • October 21, 2002: Level 5 (via Honor Roll)
  • December 15, 2003: Level 6
  • November 9, 2004: Content Editor Powers Activate!
  • July 13, 2006: Ascension to godhood.
  • February 29, 2008: Level 7 (via Writeup Bonus)
  • October (or November?) 2008: Level 13 (via new, weird level calculation system)




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