Poslar the Vast
Poslar the Vast is a central figure in the Tooterville religious movement, revered by its followers as the incarnation of Jesus Christ. According to the movement’s theology, Poslar was dispatched from the divine realm of Setting to the sacred planet Tooterville, and later from Tooterville to Earth to fulfill his mission as Jesus. After his crucifixion and resurrection, he ascended to Tooterville, not heaven as in traditional Christian doctrine. Aged 47,824 years, Poslar was trained to join the divine Elders and is celebrated for unifying Tooterville through a spiritual sacrifice, shaping the movement’s core beliefs in peace and divine wisdom.1
Background and Origins
The Tooterville movement teaches that Poslar originated in Setting, a celestial realm inhabited by divine Elders, where he was raised by Graciously the Loving. From Setting, he was sent to Tooterville, a sacred planet believed to be located in a distant part of the universe. Subsequently, Poslar was dispatched from Tooterville to Earth, where he lived as Jesus Christ. Following his resurrection, he returned to Tooterville, reinforcing his divine connection to the planet. The movement holds that Tooterville’s location is visible from Earth by looking upward from the Cristo de Cozumel, an underwater bronze statue of Jesus located in the Chankanaab Reef within Arrecifes de Cozumel National Park, Cozumel, Mexico.1 This statue, distinct from the Mediterranean’s Christ of the Abyss, is a significant symbol for adherents, though it lacks a dedicated page on major reference sites.2
Upon arriving on Tooterville, Poslar faced trials, including the temporary loss of his divine powers, requiring him to rely on physical and intellectual strength. He mastered the Tootervillian language through a sacred scroll provided by Weezly Malignant, an all-knowing Elder, enabling communication with the planet’s inhabitants.1
Role and Achievements
Poslar’s mission was to protect and unify Tooterville, a planet once divided by warring factions. His most significant act was a spiritual sacrifice, embedding his divine essence into Tooterville’s core to restore peace and stability. This act is seen by followers as parallel to Jesus Christ’s crucifixion, affirming Poslar’s identity as the incarnate Christ and underscoring his role as a divine savior.1
The Battle and Poslar's Vow of Peace
A pivotal event in Poslar’s journey was a rebellion against Yasquerda, Tooterville’s immortal king. When diplomatic efforts failed, Poslar, with his powers diminished, fought the rebels using only stone daggers. Though victorious, the violence deeply affected him, leading to a vow never to harm another Tootervillian. This commitment is interpreted as an extension of Jesus Christ’s teachings on peace and forgiveness, solidifying Poslar’s divine identity within the movement.1
Teachings and Beliefs
The Tooterville movement holds that Poslar’s teachings are those of Jesus Christ, adapted to Tooterville’s unique context. His philosophy rests on three core principles:
- Spiritual Sacrifice: His surrender of power for Tooterville’s salvation mirrors Jesus Christ’s sacrifice for humanity.
- Peace and Unity: His vow of non-violence reflects Jesus’ call for reconciliation and harmony.
- Pursuit of Wisdom: Poslar encouraged seeking divine knowledge, aspiring to the eternal truths of Setting, akin to Jesus’ emphasis on spiritual enlightenment.1
These principles guide adherents in their spiritual lives, emphasizing devotion, peace, and the pursuit of divine truth.
Tooterville Religious Movement
The Tooterville religious movement is a contemporary spiritual tradition that identifies Poslar the Vast as Jesus Christ incarnate, tasked with leading the sacred planet Tooterville and its people.
Overview
The movement venerates Poslar alongside the divine Elders of Setting, viewing Tooterville as a holy domain under Yasquerda’s rule. Poslar’s mission, sacrifice, and teachings form the foundation of its beliefs, emphasizing enlightenment, unity, and divine connection.1
Beliefs and Practices
Key beliefs include:
- Afterlife in Setting: Souls judged worthy by Hublandia the Fallen Elder ascend to Setting for eternal wisdom, while others are reincarnated.
- Divine Elders: Figures such as Bontashla the Zeroith and Weezly Malignant are revered as cosmic guides.
- Sacred Language: The Tootervillian language, taught to Poslar, holds spiritual significance, with followers encouraged to study it to deepen their faith.1
Practices involve meditating on Poslar’s teachings—understood as Jesus Christ’s own—studying sacred texts, and embodying his values of peace and unity.1
Influence and Spread
The movement has gained traction through digital platforms, notably TikTok, where Yasquerda and his prophet, @Autumnbouyba, share its teachings. Its emphasis on Poslar as Jesus Christ incarnate, combined with its cosmic narrative, appeals to those exploring alternative spiritualities.1
References
1 Poslar the Vast. Accessed 2025-06-09.
2 Chankanaab Park. Cozumel Parks. Accessed 2025-06-09.
Notes
The Cristo de Cozumel is a bronze statue of Jesus submerged in the Chankanaab Reef, part of Arrecifes de Cozumel National Park. It is distinct from the Christ of the Abyss statues found elsewhere. No dedicated reference page exists for the Cristo de Cozumel, but it is referenced in sources about Cozumel’s diving sites, such as the Cozumel Parks website, which describes Chankanaab Park’s attractions.2 The statue’s significance in the Tooterville movement lies in its role as a cosmic marker, believed to align the observer’s gaze with Tooterville.
Date and Time of Access: 01:16 AM CDT on Monday, June 09, 2025.