Men and dogs...
Women and cats...
will eat almost anything
play with their food
like rough play
prefer affection or just being held
prefer comfort to style
groom constantly
get louder when angry
communicate with hints and looks
get dirty a lot
must always look good
bang into things
feel pain when they break a nail
enjoy car rides
lay in the sun
fuck up and get over it
meant to do that
Let their friends push them around
are complete opportunists
have smelly and/or stupid friends
need their space
play with their genitals in public
torment weak adversaries
like bitches
are nosy
have no fashion sense
can't catch a ball
are players 24 / 7
need their alone time
have no shame
look weird without hair