A figure covered in black paint stands in the cold
It's mouth opens and out comes the sound of
mating frogs
He awakes gasping in a
bath tub on an open field
around him They come out of the soil like zombies
Are they? No, they are
hibernating lawyers
The carnies truck breaks down on the way to the
psychics convention
The solution : A hamster in a wheel, a "
black cat" and a hearing aid
He told me he cried trying to force a sofa through the doorway
We left it on the lawn, ripped up the
upholstery and caged birds in it's
skeleton
I wrote a letter to
my godfather :
"... Don't call me or I'll tell my mother about your little run in with the
santiago police force..."
Objective: Experience
Experience: Objective
In twenty four hours you should see a difference in yourself
Otherwise, try to help your community
Daniel was shot through both hands when he was young
Using his teeth has made him a big hit in
Texas
Hi boys and girls! Today I'll show you how to get what you want from your parents
First, shove that guilt way down until your toes become
catholics
Five hot plates line the wall
A cylinder of beef is dropped onto the first and hisses agryly
Eventually, all five create an
orchestra of murder
Food coloring drips into a bucket
Clouds of color form in the water
They mix creating the pigment of
childhood misery