Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "things don't make as much sense as they used to, but that's because they're falling apart. carry on."

• Now there's revolution but they don't know what they're fighting
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• They don't realize they're talking about death but I can hear it behind their voices
• 5 Mind-Blowing Facts That Will Literally Make You Go Insane (Because They Blew Your Mind)
• Too bad they don't make one for your heart...
• "But offstage things were falling apart..." is a registered trademark of VH1 Behind the Music
• You can put your boots in the oven, but that don't make them biscuits.
• I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
• The reason people go to war is because they don't understand the feelings of others.
• every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
• Women who don't realize they're pregnant until they give birth
• may you make mistakes large enough to learn from, but small enough that they do not destroy you
• Because that would make sense
• I don't know why but I always love episodes without words. like just something about them makes me feel calm or something..
• They say time makes things easier but only time will tell
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• If they're going up to the sun, the stars and the moon, why don't they bring the moon down for us?
• I Love Them But They Don't Love Me
• they carry but they do not understand
• They're just babies, they don't understand!
• Because the weather is always beautiful, they don't even know that storms can be beautiful too.
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
• Let's hear that string part again, because I don't think they heard it
• I used to like it, but it makes me sick to the stomach
• Things they don't teach you at law school but really ought to
• not what words are used, but how they are used
• They don't know what they're missing
• Words that don't mean the same as they used to
• They try to be quiet but you know they are there with their weird coppery breath.
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• The gun is good. The penis is evil. The penis shoots seeds, and makes new life, and poisons the earth with a plague of men, as once it was. But the gun shoots death, and purifies the earth of the filth of brutals. Go forth and kill!
• We don't look for trouble but if it comes we don't run
• I'm happy but you don't like me
• Signs that your band practice is falling apart
• Things Falling Apart
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• I'm falling apart
• She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
• The bastards got me but they won't get everybody
• you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• My life is falling apart and you're just laughing
• My finger can point to the moon, but my finger is not the moon. You don't have to become my finger, nor do you have to worship my finger. You have to forget my finger, and look at where it is pointing.
• We are the same age but years apart
• I don't know about that fellow Rand, but I'd never trust a McNally.
• You don't see the light at the end of the tunnel now, but it's there. I'm holding it for you.
• We pander to each other because we love each other so much and we'd do anything to keep each other and it's made us sensitive and it's fucking killing us all.
• i hope i make it out, because i have a lot to tell you
• Look, I don't mean to be an asshole or anything, but...
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• beauty is invented, but it is also personified, and I know this because I have met her
• I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
• So says the preacher man, but... I don't go by what he says
• The sky will hold them. They will be an ocean apart.
• I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
• the desert was once alive, but I don't remember it
• we will tear the world apart until it is nothing but fragments, and meaning will cease
• For a dictionary falling apart slowly
• I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee
• We might not like each other very much afterwards, but at least we'll understand each other.
• Two bros sitting in a hot tub! Five feet apart 'cause they're not gay!
• we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
• golfing while things are falling apart
• First I'm gonna make it, and then I'm gonna break it 'til it falls apart
• They leap just because they can, out of joy
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• Why are all senses but vision abstract?
• Our hearts were hard, but they were warm
• But I don't want to be Princess Leia!
• I would like to return this bread because I don't like it
• Things you don't want to hear (but will) when you get into bed with a girl
• Perhaps pain will stop me where good sense and virtue have failed
• Ghosts can laugh, but they're already dead
• They blew up the world, but what really pisses me off
• I don't Daylog but I'm Daylogging
• Don't lament but rather embrace the removal of human interaction
• He was born with the gift of logic but the inability to use it
• you can lower your standards, or your pants, but you can't make them love you
• Don't assume that just because I'm gay, all I want is sex
• I don't think I realized what I had gotten myself into, but it seemed like the potential for fun and insanity were there in equal parts
• Chipirones en su tinta
• We don't write poetry because it's cute
• I can't be a scientist because I don't believe in God.
• I don't like her because she won't like me
• It will only make our insides burn until we are nothing but ash.
• Ain't what I'm gonna be, ain't what I wanna be, but lord thank you I ain't what I used to be.
• i call my phone and i check my messages, but i don't have any messages
• And then they came for me, but the bridge would not ignite.
• You don't know me, but someday you will
• That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
• Don't take this personally, but it's personal
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• Aliens look like aliens because they're human
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can make me think I deserved it.
• They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
• They call you heartless, but you have a heart, and I love you for being ashamed to show it. You are ashamed of your flood, while others are ashamed of their ebb.
• before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
• Redemption is very much like vengeance. Redemption has more valor, and is more satisfying if you obtain it. But if you chase it blindly you can waste yourself completely.
• some people lie but they're looking for magic
• They fed off each other, which is unusual in a couple, but nice to see.
• If someone punches you out of hatred, they're definitely a villain. But that doesn't mean that you're a hero.
• Don't assume that just because I'm promiscuous, all I want is sex
• I don't agree with what you say, but I will defend your other, less ludicrous opinion that glitch speed runs are pointless.
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• On the Air Because They Care
• They did so because they believed they could.
• We don't have what we need because we can't stop wanting
• There's a difference between fear and cowardice. Fear is unavoidable. Cowardice is allowing people, including oneself, to suffer because of what they fear.
• Because everything is teetering nobody notices. But whenever something falls everybody knows.
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• But what are they really thinking?
• He thinks I don't, but I do
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• Don't litter, but go ahead and throw your cigarette butt on the ground
• Don't Sit Next to Me, Just Because I'm Gay
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• Being a dickhead
• Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
• I don't know who Amber is, but she's got a stalker
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• just because they never bothered to really do
• They hate us because we're wonderful
• How can I help but use your eyes as a means for self-asphyxiation?
• They know me not by name, but numbers
• When you have a trip planned, but don't go, you need to cancel your reservations
• Because, you think, Maybe They Are Delicious.
• You want to reassure her, but you don't know where to start
• Seems I might have stolen the blue part of her rainbow, but all I really did was make it bigger, a way bigger blue
• I don't shiver because I'm cold. I shiver because you are.
• They do not know how immortal, but I know
• Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
• Think there's too much violence in society today? Maybe, but consider this:
• Butterflies are passive aggressive and put their problems on the shelf, but they're beautiful
• They were looking for God but found religion instead
• The eyes of the dead may not blink, but they have been known to wander
• their eyes meet for the first time, but they saw each other's hearts
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• I don't have a soul. But something still hurts.
• Girls possess me but they're never mine.
• Can I play with your breasts? Yes, but don't get out of the yard.
• what she's building now, it isn't much, but it's hers
• When the seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.
• If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed.
• Why is it bad to make gays bishops, but okay to kill them?
• I don't know if these are good flowers or bad flowers, but I picked them for you
• I'm nothing but a flower falling off a winter stem
• World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• But I Don't Want To Take Over The World
• She's smarter than me but she's also more quiet, therefore she has no personality which makes me feel better
• but don't take my word for it
• I wish I cared about the things you cared about but I don't.
• forever falling, but never losing altitude
• The FOOLS! They laughed at my theories at the university, but I'll have my revenge! I'll have my REVENGE!
• They are all pretty but fading.

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