Findings:

• When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
• The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
• I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
• OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
• I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
• Someday soon, I'm going to save you from your life
• Not what was said
• It's not my fault that I'm so evil
• You're voting this sucka down now, but I'm going to laugh
• the country was so nice we bombed it twice
• When I was little my mother told me not to sit close to the T.V., so when I was six I did.
• I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
• I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
• I'm Not Going to Lie to You
• So I turned round and there was an inflatable man sat at the table
• Was not cleanly unmounted, check forced
• so fragile and cold, i was
• I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
• I'm so tough
• what i'm trying to show you is something that i was shown
• So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
• And if I don't die or worse I'm going to need a nap
• The night was alive, and so was I
• It wasn't so much what you said, or what I did, but more what you said I did, and what I didn't say at all.
• She was so quiet that nobody heard her
• Google spell check
• It's really very silly, I was thinking, they are all acting so weird
• People wouldn't fall in love so often if it were more clearly marked
• I'm going to run out of hints to drop
• How can I talk about love when the bacon is burned and the house is an absolute mess and the children are screaming their heads off and I'm going to miss my bus?
• It is safe to say that I'm going to get my payback if he is anything like me.
• 2016 was bad enough. Is it only going to get worse?
• The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
• I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
• "My God," she said, "I'm beautiful."
• I'm so pissed I can't stand up
• I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
• It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
• There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
• I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
• He said I'm better off without you, 'til I showed him my tattoo
• I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
• So I was cold chillin on the corner on a hot summer's day
• John 3:16 was said to one man, at night
• I don't remember what her name was so let's call her Doris
• I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
• So there I was, naked and hiding, facing the dissertation committee from the Isle of Lesbos
• So I was balls deep in the guy's ass that night when he turns to me and asks for a kiss. Damn. What a fag.
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• It wasn't so much a trip down memory lane as it was me carjacking someone's memorymobile and speeding off down the freeway, but I digress.
• I was doing so well.
• when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
• unfortunately, his entire corpus was composed in English, and so has been lost to the ravages of time
• he listened so well, he was still curious.
• The voice that said yes was mine.
• Stay there. I'm going to get my gun.
• HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, OWNER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WAREHOUSE. YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO.
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• I'm going to Disneyland
• Always check for evidence of alien abduction before going to bed with someone
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little otter, a sexy little otter!
• She was coming out as he was going in.
• Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
• This is the last letter I'm going to not send you
• I'm not going to fire a 2 million dollar missile at a 10 dollar empty tent and hit a camel in the butt
• I'm wishing Jesus was here again
• I'm glad the evil overlord was on my team
• I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
• this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
• I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
• I'm doing OK
• I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
• so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
• I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
• I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• A Room That Said I’m Sorry
• I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
• Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
• I'm Going Crazy
• The sparkle of this angled blossoming was invading the Earth, and Vug said, "It's spring!" I kissed him.
• Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• The last girl I dated was a vegetarian. We couldn't go anywhere and so it just didn't work out.
• The Box Said 'Do NOT Open" But The Seal Was Already Broken
• I said I was sorry. Then she looked at me.
• She was so pleased to learn that she was right
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• I was so cool, that first afternoon
• I tiptoe back into myself so I can run from what I was
• Around nine PM my heart was breaking so I went to bed early to listen to it happen.
• Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
• And if terrorists wanted to communicate secretly, mightn't they just do so by collaborating on a 'draft' here at e2? Can the NSA check on our drafts? Who knows? Inquiring minds want to know, Jay!
• This exact place where we laughed so much and the way you said my name will echo always in my brain
• He made me promise I would do this when I was next sad. So I promised myself I would not be sad again.
• It was free, so I took it.
• Dude, check me out. I'm like a little auditor, a sexy little auditor!
• She was so tall, and I was so in love
• The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
• so my crowd was Catholic, Protestant, atheist, confused, and white
• So I was drinking with the son of Man the other night, and...
• God was creepier than I expected so I took it out on the little people
• the fire burned and burned; it was so great and now so much time has passed and the fire is still burning, but it requires attendance
• can it be that it was all so simple then
• His ex-wife was so frigid, her clitoris was only the tip of the iceberg.
• The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
• When I was five years old, I knew I was going to die
• This was not my going away party
• I don't like your reality, I'm going to make my own
• I'm sparkin like a match that's never going out
• oh God, i'm going to regret this one
• I'm going to do something stupid if I don't get laid
• I'm Going Straight to Heaven
• I'm going to kill you
• if you don't stop laughing I'm going to pour Mountain Dew on your bed
• I'm going to paint a number 7.
• I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
• I'm going to the moon
• From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
• finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
• I'm Going to Go Back There Someday
• I'm going to love you like the undead woe their graves, crave the living.
• when i get my shit together i'm going to rule this town
• I'm Going Slightly Mad
• I was going to marry Marty
• I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
• what I thought was going to be a turtleneck turned out to be a dickey
• I'm going to be a Dad
• If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
• Marvellous, I'm probably going to be eaten by a wild boar
• One day, I'm going to get rid of it all
• As I Was Going to St Ives
• I'm Going Home
• I'm not a geek, and I wish I were
• I'm so sorry my brain works that way
• I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
• I'm OK, You're OK
• I'm fucking addicted, OK?
• this is how i'm going to die.
• I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
• I'm ok, you're ok, that's ok, ok?
• I'm dreaming it so it must be true
• I'm so sorry
• I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
• I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
• I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• I'm sorry, I didn't realize God was on campus today
• I'm so worldly, I shit globes
• btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
• He had fallen in love, but I'm pretty sure the hellhound was only in it for the belly rubs
• So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
• I'm Rudy Giuliani! I was mayor of New York on 9/11! I Should Be The President!
• This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
• I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
• Yesterday was Dramatic, Today is OK
• for a long time i was afraid i would forget; now i'm afraid i might not
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
• I'm OK, you're not OK
• Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
• I'm going to have to ask you to leave
• What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?
• All it said was clump and scratch, and it only said those very late at night.
• "It was wrong to do this," said the angel
• Screw UNIX, I'm just going to smoke pot and eat Cheetos for the rest of my life
• Jesus said, "I love him, for he is my brother." He was talking about everyone.
• Was it something I said?
• So then she said
• I'm going to miss the squirrels
• He said 'tentacle porn', so I stuck my dick in a toaster and went from there
• I'm going to be a programmer!
• Tripping while trying to sneakily check out pretty girls
• check card
• check kiting
• Checking security checks
• police wellness check
• John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
• going Dutch
• going postal

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