I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic

You are taking yourself too seriously	Iconoclastic	The Adventures of Barry Ween, Boy Genius	Soggy Biscuit
Can my nodes be used against me in a court of law?	Clastic	On reading letters that bitch about scantily-clad models on magazine covers	Butterfinger McFlurry
The Iconoclast Controversy	Cock McNuggets	Standing in a parking lot at nine-thirty on a Saturday night, alone, wearing your best underwear	I see it on the TV and I laugh out loud, but it's the way I feel right now.
I'm trippin' my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play	Inflatable Big Black Guy	I will REMOVE the fucking toilet seat if you don't shut up	Making jokes about The Pope
Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care	Patrick Bateman	Tiger Beat	I just happen to like apples and I am not afraid of snakes
fat guys	It's not a great feat for a smart person to get into a good school	Banality	Katina Choovanski

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