Varieties of the Porn experience

Porn is a subjective thing. This is what is seen on an average day surfing the web
or sucking smut off of usenet.

varieties:

anal(hardcore sex), unusual objects

hardcore sex(any way 2 (or more) people can do it. Insert any random subcategory
and it'll fit.

unusual objects(women (or men) penetrating themselves (or others) with odd items.)
Insert any random sub category.

'gothic'(a subset of porn which is usually images of women with blue hair, tattoos
and/or facial piercings.)

fetish
water-sports
urine
golden shower
'accidents'
drinking
pissing

enema
(with or without bondage)
(with or without 'doctor' theme)

scat
(that is to say, shit.)

feet
(the things at the end of your legs)

necks
(the thing your head rests on)

asphyxiation
(also seen as 'breathless')

amputees
(missing limbs, duh)

necrophilia
(sex with dead people...you can simulate it with my old girlfriend)

latex (rubber stuff)

leather
(cow skin)

vinyl
(fake cow skin)

sailor moon
(some cartoons chicks are just hot)

x-men
(anyone but wolverine)

sea mammals
(some people pop woodies over flipper)

dirty q-tips
(I really don`t understand it...make your own decisions)

pregnant
(pregnant chicks are hot too, man)

midgets
(midgets scare me. especially mime midgets)

furries
(used to either indicate humanized animals (like Goofy), or really hairy people

anything that you personally don't like (self explanatory)

water-sports
urine
golden showers
(pissing on another person)
accidents
(pissing in your pants)
drinking
(drinking urine)
pissing
(just people draining themselves)
enema
(you know what it is)
(with or without bondage)
(with or without 'doctor' theme)

posed images(vanilla playboy type images)

fisting(inserting a fist into an available orifice)

oral(facials (semen on the face, get it?)

bestiality(humping an animal)

homosexual(same sex sex, duh)(insert any random fetish)

This is by no means a complete list, but I can hear you asking "Why?".
Well, I don`t know, except that people want porn and someone must like the
weird shit or people wouldn't be making it. Strange world. Not really though
Porn is our friend. My head hurts. I'm bored.

If you are of the persuasion to pay for porn on the internet keep in
mind the following: nothing is free. If the website is requesting your
credit card for any reason, expect to be billed. If the site offers a
FREE trial membership, then expect that after the trial membership is over
you will be charged for a full monthly membership. If you sign up for a
one month membership then expect to be billed every month after the first.
If you send an email to the website saying that you are canceling your
membership and you don't get a response, then you most likely haven't been
canceled. If you do get a response then save that email. Never delete it,
because as soon as you delete it you'll find a new charge on your account
and have no proof that you canceled the membership months ago. With this
(as with everything) read your credit card bill / bank statement
monthly. Finding out that you've been charged for a monthly subscription
for 8 months and then calling the company to complain doesn't work.