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• My entire life I have been composing my death poem
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• Have you ever heard a thunderbolt voice your name?
• It was one of the worst things I have ever done
• No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
• i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
• I sincerely hope you have one of these somewhere in your life.
• every statue in town came to life, but they'd been watching long enough to know better than to ever move
• the easiest way to win an argument is to not have one
• Angels We Have Heard On High
• We only get one chance at life, sweetness, this is mine
• Don't ever lie. If you lie to your friends, they won't trust you, and you'll have nothing, and you'll never be safe.
• Have One On Me
• You'll be something special one day. And you -- you have to take care of your sister.
• Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
• Life is one big misunderstanding
• What have the Spanish ever done for us
• The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
• Stoned music memories
• We are the ones we have been waiting for
• This is an ode to the one I have loved the least
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• you've been through something that no one should have to go through
• Things that have never been said in the entire history of man
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• The Manual (How to Have a Number One the Easy Way)
• The last dog I ever gave my entire heart to break
• Congratulations, you have eliminated all forms of hospitable life
• I have no proof that he would ever want to kiss or destroy me.
• the truest thing you've ever heard
• I have measured out my life with a pumpkin patch
• I have one whole anus
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• The hope that life isn't simply what remains after we have locked our childhoods away.
• What if I had never met you? How much the poorer would my life have been.
• Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
• No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
• One Day In the Life of Ivan Denisovich
• and when all the stars have fallen one last time and the skies are crumbling into my hands and the sirens are bleeding out on the beaches and the earth fades; you will remain
• Life. Get one. (user)
• i kissed her one last time, then walked out of her life forever
• Because: Context is not important. Because: My life is one long series of contexts.
• Life cycle of one Dragonheart puppet
• The house went one way, I ran another, and I could SWEAR I heard the old bat laughing through the walls
• Every morning when I wake up, I feel guilty for all the things I have ever been
• By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
• Have you ever thought
• Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind?
• This was the shinest golden dollar I would ever see in my life and I was not about to tarnish it.
• No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
• Take it til you make it, break it if you have to, but don't ever fake it.
• An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
• I have heard the mermaids singing
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• i cannot ever have you, not even in thoughts.
• How could you ever have enough?
• the only comfort we could ever have
• You have to watch out for the quiet ones
• Something that may have changed my life...
• I would have tried, but Charlotte kept Charlotte in the world of Charlotte and she barely heard me
• Oh, False One, You Have Deceived Me
• I don't have a life; Everyone else wants to live my life for me
• The ghost of a music we have somewhere heard
• I have heard you whisper in your dreams
• I could have been one of a two
• Have You Ever Walked?
• Never, never in my life have I seen such a ridiculous looking instrument of death
• The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
• I have failed to integrate the machine experience into my life
• If you have to scream to be heard, you have nothing profound to say
• No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
• The Wild Colonials
• One life
• A quiet life doing one's own work
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• The Life and Times, part one.
• Have you ever been illusioned?
• This is your life, and it's ending one minute at a time
• You were the one beam of light in my life; I responded by putting on sunglasses.
• When your imaginary life is interrupted unapologetically by your real one
• No one gets out of this life alive
• The game we play is life, and there are no rules save the ones we make
• A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
• One Life to Live
• The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
• If you budget one more year for this behaviour, it will certainly be the last year of your life
• Condensed life in a can, like the ones you buy at grocery stores
• I'm probably the best lover I'll ever have
• No one was ever fired for buying IBM
• My one regret as of yet is that my life has been utterly tolerable
• No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• No one ever listens to the bassist
• By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
• You have been in every line I have ever read
• Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
• what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
• The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
• Have you ever wondered how many gears a car can have? Or: My experiences with an East German vehicle
• i cant ever have you, even in my mind.
• I have to wonder how this can be a metaphor for my life
• I will take one ticket please to whatever you have to say please keep talking
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Even inanimate objects have a sort of life and legacy
• Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
• The Worst Band Name I Ever Heard
• only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
• Now that I have nothing resembling a desk, I am allowing myself a node to fantasize about one
• It's not enough they take your life away with a gun; they have to take it away with their pens, too
• No one will ever love you for your honesty
• Words that only have one context
• I still have the skull of the one that tried to bite my leg off
• AOL-Time-Warner-Disney-God will eventually get everybody's money, and no one will have to get shot
• I guess that I am the one who has changed
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• I have become furniture in your life
• I must have waited all my life for this
• You have exactly two minutes left of your life
• The five people you must have in your life at all times
• The boldest lie I've ever heard
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life.
• I have gone too far. I have been thinking, this is my life. Well, not yet.
• It furthers one to have somewhere to go
• you have become one with The Anonymous
• I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
• I have known depth. I have heard the velvet creaking of its flooring
• These are the only minutes you'll ever have. Take good care of them.
• I have been enslaved to imaginary Berlins my whole life. (dream) mp3 (recording)
• In response to you telling me I have the bluest eyes you've ever seen
• Inventors have one hand in the junk drawer
• Though I may not have lived a virtuous life, at least I can say I've lived
• The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
• Reevaluating One's Life in a Nondescript Exit Town
• No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
• After this, everything got louder and no one could be heard
• We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
• Tom Cruise is aware of many of the mistakes you have made in your life
• One step closer to life
• If I ever have kids, I will kick the TV in and hurl it out the window
• Half-forgotten memories that pop up randomly throughout one's life
• Our minds bend and twist in the wind, our bodies fall apart, and the ghosts we leave behind have only one question: Where Have You Been?
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
• Application for admission as an advocate
• The Harvard Lampoon's Guide to College Admissions
• If Fox charged a nickel for every Simpsons reference used the entire western economy would collapse
• The tyranny and ingratitude of the entire goddamn world
• Meanwhile, the PILOT, who has been laughing hysterically through the entire sequence, finally loses it. He falls out of his chair and bangs his head against the panel, causing the ship to lose control and crash into a nearby planet
• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
• Don't ever lend out your pants
• Worst episode ever
• How to know if you will ever experience time travel
• The worst thing I ever put in my mouth
• The first dollar I ever made
• Nicest things anyone's ever done for me
• The Best Feeling Ever
• Parking warning
• Dick Green
• the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
• Nothing ever changes
• Whatever and Ever Amen

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