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Great Truths About Life That Children Have Learned
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everyone
Tue Mar 06 2001 at 8:09:05
No matter how hard you try, you can't
baptize
cats.
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her
brush your hair
.
If your sister hits, you don't hit back. They always catch the second person doing the hitting.
Never ask your three year old brother to hold a
tomato
.
You can't trust
dog
s to watch your food.
Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a
tic tac
.
Never hold a "
dust buster
" and a cat at the same time.
School lunch
es stick to the wall.
You can't hide
broccoli
in a glass of milk.
Don't wear
polka-dot
underwear under white shorts.
The best place to be when you are sad is
Grandma
's house.
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