Findings:
- My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
- If we were all part of one big television show, seriously, you'd be a poorly written character
- No One Ever Listens Do They, 'Lyssa
- The people who matter most to me are the ones who make me laugh
- Defining science fiction
- The Ten Most Belt-Hitching Metal Songs Ever
- She was feminine in the most displaced sense I had ever seen, a known quality refracted through stained glass windows.
- World War 1: The Most Pointless War Ever
- How interactive fiction works (part 3)
- Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
- One of the most irritating things that can happen when talking
- Best Math Books Ever Written
- How interactive fiction works
- The Ten Most Depressing Metal Songs Ever
- Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- The most beautiful computer ever
- The Most Disappointing Joke Ever
- The most disturbing thing that I have ever seen on the back of a truck
- The most disturbing thing I ever saw
- Don't you ever go to work?
- what if the most important thing you will ever do you have already done?
- A rant about the worst professor I have ever worked with
- pointless HTML in email
- The Most Evil Birthday Party Ever
- How interactive fiction works (part 5)
- Find every story and every poem you've ever written. Now rewrite them in blood.
- One learns the most when teaching others
- He who dies with the most toys wins
- Works of Fiction (category)
- How interactive fiction works (part 4)
- Dick Green
- the most unusual person i ever (briefly) met
- The Ten Most Politically Incorrect Metal Songs Ever
- A quiet life doing one's own work
- Faust, Part One, as written by Dr. Seuss
- one learns the most when losing
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The most confusing bet ever
- It was one of the worst things I have ever done
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- No one ever listens to the bassist
- As you graduate from college, you are the most conservative you will ever be
- The most engine failures in one flight
- Your shoulder is the most comfortable thing I've ever slept on
- The greatest paper ever written
- The longest, most complicated undelivered love letter ever
- The most perfect thing you can ever do
- No one will ever love you for your honesty
- The Ten Most Ridiculous Metal Videos Ever
- Power companies are stealing our electricity!
- the best damned story ever written
- My most disturbing dream ever
- No one has ever died because they DIDN'T have a toothpick
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- An Impassioned Case for Why Predator is One of the Greatest Films Ever Made
- I think I was watching the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
- The Most Horrifying True Story Zeph Ever Heard
- The Ten Most Disarmingly Cheerful Metal Songs Ever
- The most difficult decision President Bush has ever had to make
- How interactive fiction works (part 2)
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- The most interesting job I've ever had
- i'm afraid i will have to request that no one have the name "john" ever again. Existing "johns" will need to change their names.
- The most comfortable position to assume after one has been kicked in the junk
- Low self-esteem is actually one of the most self-centered acts; not unlike suicide
- Rejected science fiction ideas, part one
- The Wild Colonials
- No One Here Is Ever Going to be President: Noders raise things in the city where things fall down
- Has Anyone Ever Written Anything for You
- We were all waiting to hear those words (and no one ever said them)
- The most beautiful chess move ever played
- You had two lovers, and eventually the one with the most chips won.
- Comfort the child that looks most beautiful, rather than the one that is crying
- Frisky, most silver, serene -- bright step at the margins of air, you tiny colossus and winsome and master me, easy in sunlight, you gracious one come to me, live in my life
- Rejected science fiction settings, part one
- The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard
- No one will ever love Adam for his honesty. It's just not there
- Jonathan Ticklebutt has one of the universe's most gorgeous faces
- Give one the works
- The most dangerous vampires were the ones who were bad at math
- How can one ever go home? Bangkok, Tokyo, Chicago, then Cleveland
- I'm not really a secretary; I just play one at work.
- Don't work at a golf course
- Adapting literary works for film and television
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- You can become as successful as the most successful person ever
- We knew the blubbering one in glasses would yield the most meat.
- The Quiet Things That No One Ever Knows
- only one justified teardrop ever in the history of the world
- Shortest science fiction story ever
- the one single thing I regret losing the most
- The Most Offensive Civil War Memorial, Ever
- Longest science fiction story ever
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- They all lived happily ever after
- ever
- Ever seen two people talking to each other in their sleep?
- oh ever so slowly
- So what ever happened to Yahweh's drinking buddies?
- London Beckoned Songs about Money Written by Machines
- The worst children's book ever
- Does this ever go away?
- Medgar Evers
- I will ever be your combustive tablature of igneous geometries
- Live the greatest story ever told
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- Do you start feeling, ever?
- Diary of a dot-commer
- Don't lie. Ever.
- The 637 Best Things Anybody Ever Said
- The Craziest Lady to Ever Grace a Burger King Drive-Thru
- Slashdot Troll's Greatest Hits
- The best line I ever used
- Longing for brief, but ever unattainable moment of... lucid thought?
- Probably the saddest thing ever
- Why I can't seem to ever finish a node
- dr's Hospital Adventure : nurses put up with more than you can ever realize
- Will I ever know?
- the hottest it has ever been
- Have you ever been illusioned?
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- What ever happened to all the fun in the world
- The funniest thing ever on Pinky and the Brain
- The dumbest thing I ever did while under the influence of alcohol
- You're the best thing that ever happened to me, no matter what
- Ever felt that?
- It won't ever remember what you choose to forget
- Soulmates who will never ever meet again
- Same as it Ever Was
- The first bear I ever saw
- Was it ever there?
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- Can pleasing sight, misfortune ever bring?
- When, if ever, will there be permanent peace in the Balkans?
- The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist
- I wonder if he ever thinks about me
- There's no such thing as happily ever after.
- The best magic trick you've ever seen
- All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in the Dot-Com Apocalypse
- The saddest funeral I've ever performed
- Does it ever scare you to be you? Love, Mom
- The best comeback ever
- Everything You Ever Wanted to Know about Silence
- Have you ever made a just man?
- Nobody should ever see another's porn collection
- Have you ever seen a despot with a little nose?
- Greatest Story Ever Told
- The best tuna fish sandwich I've ever had
- The U.S. Post Office: Benign little organization, or the linchpin of the greatest conspiracy ever?
- Everything you ever wanted to know about theatre tech, but were afraid to ask
- Best Death Ever
- The Greatest Story Ever Told
- No government can ever give you freedom
- Things you would bring with you if you were ever invited to shower with jessicapierce
- The Road Goes Ever On
- All I ever needed to know, I learned playing Dungeons and Dragons
- Deconstruction of every single television advertisement, ever
- The worst job interview ever
- I've been smoking ever since
- I love you, but you've just got to leave and not come back. Ever.
- Johnny Evers
- Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
- first ever Round Valley Day of Gluttony and Tippling
- The harshest winter ever
- You, born of the water, could you ever live far from the sea?
- Snow-white solstice in Switzerland: first ever helvetic nodermeet
- risk assessment in the brain and the dumbest thing you ever did before age 25
- Roller Derby
- Best Week Ever
- I'm the only person who'd ever told him to his face he was beautiful.
- What did my spleen ever do for me?
- evers (user)
- Will the Atomic Bomb Ever Be Perfected, and If So, What Becomes of Robert Heinlein?
- If women ever show teeth in a quiet greeting, it is considered a threat.
- Have You Ever Seen The Rain?
- Just in case you ever wondered..
- Up, because the sky has room for us and more than we can ever make
- have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
- the only comfort we could ever have
- The tired scrawl of every word I've ever called my own.
- The only place I ever go is the grocery store.
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