Findings:
- I didn’t know why it took girls so long to do their makeup until someone showed me how to dismantle the patriarchy with an allen wrench and a roast chicken ballotine.
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- How do ya like them apples?
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How did the matrix know what blue looked like?
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- Being tickled in the neck by a girl you know a little bit
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- hammer down is how the hard girls kiss
- How do you know that name?
- Giving a mix tape to a girl you like
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How to get a girl's attention
- How many of you like to write in Everything2? (e2poll)
- if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
- How much for the little girl?
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- Three Puerto Rican girls walked by like accordion music under the trees, looking like they'd accept nothing less than perfection.
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How to eat a banana like a chimp
- How extravagant you are, throwing away women like that
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- The girl didn't know if she was loved until he said yes.
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- How do I know if I love you?
- Tricks girls use to look like they swallow
- Act like you know
- Do you know how to get to Sesame Street?
- If you're insane, how do you know you're insane?
- I got a girl in the war, Paul, her eyes are like champagne
- How to tell if a girl's interested in you
- Nice Girls Who Like Weezer
- How to do nothing, and still look like a hard worker
- How to jump out of a plane, and what it's like
- How I feel is like a burning sun behind clouds of rain
- How to kiss like a ninja
- Know How, Can Do
- How to Know God
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How to become one of the lads (if you're a girl)
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- we are learning how not to forget, but we still don't know what's true
- If you don't know how to make a mu, you have no business measuring quantities that small.
- How to Sound Like Vangelis
- I don't know how to read science fiction
- Do you know how smart I am in Spanish?
- Don't worry, I know how to let go.
- Mother and I Would Like to Know
- How to argue about something you don't know literally a single thing about
- How could anybody know how we got to be this way?
- Can I tell you how much I want to smoke you, like this cigarette?
- Making the heartless girl cry
- How to Forgive the First Girl who Broke Your Heart
- war is like a girl
- Deals well with ambiguity: a savagely long writeup about why boys are not like girls and other things
- In the old days girls like this sat on rocks in the ocean
- Lucky Girl: How I Became a Horror Writer: A Krampus Story
- The Girl Who Talked Like Edward G. Robinson-A Christmas Tale
- he looks a little like you... so i would rather talk about other pretty girls
- How to avoid people whom you don't like talking to
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- How appropriate, you fight like a cow!
- Between lap dances and laptops, you seek girls who fuck like they're boneless.
- Boy, You Fight Like A Girl
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How to speak like a central Pennsylvanian
- How to talk like Jacques Derrida
- When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- Do you even realize how much your spirit illuminates? It is like stars.
- How we know what we know
- How do you know it's real?
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- Writing a solid metaphor and/or simile
- Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
- How Everything is like Starship Troopers
- How to meet the most girls
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- I know how many there are.
- How to know if something is worth doing
- How quantum mechanics is like fog of war
- You'll never quite know how much you've lost until you get what you were looking for
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- I didn't know how to keep it but I couldn't throw it away.
- when you reflect that john now knows how he's going to die.
- How would you know? And how could you ever know?
- I know what it's like to be dead
- I don't know what I don't know, so how do I know what to ask?
- if being gay isn't illegal, how will we know who's cool anymore?
- I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
- It's Like, You Know...
- how did i know this?
- I don't know how the fuck you can sleep at night
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- How to be a convincing teenage girl on IRC
- Damn, girl, you smell like hibiscus
- There are a million girls like me out there
- What It Feels Like for a Girl
- Helping people cheat
- How to get a girl's attention, Part 2
- not like the other girls
- How to not get the girl
- why girls like assholes
- let us not lift our voices and speak like we are little girls
- How to Pull Girls
- I know a girl who develops crime scene photos
- How To Meet Girls
- girls who like to see their grandmother fight
- the unbeatable Squirrel Girl. Vol. 2, Squirrel you know it's true
- Giving a mixtape to a girl like you
- Girls Who Like to See Guys Fight
- "He" is actually a buxom blonde bisexual sorority girl. The net is like that.
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- Throws like a girl
- How to smoke crack like a pro
- What is it like to have a crush on someone?
- A girl I know had her jaw wired shut, and she vomited.
- Girls who go home with you when they don't even know your name
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- Things guys think girls should know
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- How do you write like that?
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- Lunch, two good men, books, how much I like them
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- she does not know how much I need this
- Good girls who look like bad girls
- Sounding like a child
- I hate Creed--Or how I know there are 52 Advil in my apartment
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- When you fly like thunder, I am reminded of Icarus and Bellerophon. How does your myth end?
- How Ya Doin'
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- How to tell a girl just wants to be friends
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- How to write poetry like a teenager
- Like hands on a clock tell time without thinking about how long it's been
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- I like how your fingers trace the letters
- How to Dance like a Junglist
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- How to send e-mail and not look like a dork
- How to Encourage Others to Like You
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- How to use your geek skills to get the girl
- How I know I love you
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- Let's shoot Cupid, see how he likes it
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- She has the biggest cock of any girl I know
- I don't know how to smile
- How to raise your child like a warrior
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- How a little girl learns to ride a bike
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