Here's the stuff we found when you searched for "every moment god doesn't kill you for your sins is a gift you should thank him for"

• Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten
• Thank God the new Anakin is not Leo
• Even God doesn't have the right to utterly destroy children
• Nagato in summer will kill you every time
• Thank God for cold fusion
• If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
• Thank God It's Monday
• Just because you can do something doesn't mean you should
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• Guns kill. Knives kill. Rocks kill. Doesn't mean they're all the same.
• God gave a loaf to every bird
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Just because you should do something doesn't mean you can
• God probably doesn't exist
• Gifts to the gods
• I will kill that rooster, if it doesn't shut up
• God's Gift To Man
• Every hour wounds. The last one kills.
• Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him
• i thank You God for most this amazing
• Now Thank We All Our God
• Thank GOD for Supermodels!
• His collection of substances that should not exist was stolen. The thieves then killed themselves 1000 times over.
• You want that I should rough him up?
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• With every broken heart, we should become more adventurous.
• Just because you can make music doesn't mean that you should
• Things every child should be taught
• every mosquito you kill makes mosquitokind smarter
• God's gift to women
• Every day we stray further from God's light.
• Prayer to Every God
• Thank God for the moon
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• I'd like to thank my parents, Ayn Rand and God
• God comments his code, you should too
• I don't want comfort. I want God, I want poetry, I want real danger, I want freedom, I want goodness. I want sin.
• Thank god it's winter, or it would stink, too.
• Thank God For Little Children
• If I Should Fall from Grace with God
• Little boy every man has hiding inside of him
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• Why God doesn't ride photons
• That which doesn't kill me makes me breakfast
• a frozen moment when everyone sees what is on the end of every fork
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• Every kitchen maid should be able to administer state affairs
• she doesn't write, doesn't tell you stories, but somehow it's her words that spring to mind at those crucial, terrifying moments, and for that you are eternally grateful
• Every strong wind one leans into and smiles should bring back a lost toy from childhood
• Every sin washed away
• use every day as a gift to sharpen the sword that is your soul, to become a master of your own life
• The Gift of God
• Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
• God save me from the gift of prophecy
• God's Gift
• 50 Things Every Caregiver Should Know
• If God doesn’t exist, is everything permitted?
• treat every moment like it's your last
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• God Loves, Man Kills
• I'd like to thank God for allowing me
• I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
• If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him
• Thank God I'm an Atheist
• Thank god I don't have to make my living passing out bogus petitions
• Thank God, I'm A Country Boy
• The forgiveness of sins is God's final revenge on mankind
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• If You See God First Tell Him Shit Got Worse
• Dear God, thank you for the sick
• If there is a God, I want him on Speed Dial.
• God, thanks for inventing breasts
• Statistics every writer should know
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I thank God for the things that I can't remember
• Final moments lost to what should have been
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• i thank you for the love and in a moment i'll be gone
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• Alone, thank God
• Thank God for amateur porn
• Every Man for Himself and God Against All
• Knowing doesn't mean so much
• Things my mom doesn't argue with me about anymore
• Ack! That person doesn't fit in a category! Quick, find one for them!
• Predestination doesn't imply the lack of free will
• Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
• I've accepted the way it is and it doesn't hurt so much
• My aunt doesn't like them
• What "I love you" doesn't mean
• I realize that just because I like something a lot, it doesn't mean it is of high quality
• why life doesn't suck: a pep talk
• Ayn Rand just doesn't work for me
• If my mom doesn't let me play the violin because it's gay then ...
• Religion does not cure stupidity, nor does atheism cure it
• Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
• US Customs doesn't get the Internet
• Water goes down the drain the same way in Australia
• The whole world doesn't want to hear your music
• TANSTAAFL: Air Doesn't Grow On Trees
• A man who never sees a pretty girl without loving her a little
• This doesn't change anything, right?
• Close doesn't mean minimize
• Information doesn't want to be anything
• why tickling yourself doesn't work
• My Swedish vibrator doesn't have Linux drivers!
• Tuning a bad piano doesn't make it a good piano
• The one at the top doesn't need to understand the mountain
• Jane Gets Serious, Mark Doesn't
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Chaparral
• Why fire suppression doesn't work - Case study: Lake Tahoe
• How to harass someone who doesn't even get online using IRC
• Sex doesn't ruin friendships; people do.
• What to do when the world doesn't end
• I don't tell her these things, and she doesn't ask
• Donald Duck was banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants
• I couldn't possibly be the only one who doesn't see empathy as a curse
• He doesn't know what he's missing
• Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
• The turkey doesn't have a head!
• Why Nihilism doesn't work
• You're the only one who doesn't know
• It Doesn't Matter Any More
• What the IRS doesn't need to know
• Being stupid doesn't excuse a rape
• How to bake a cookie which doesn't come out as hard as a rock
• The place where the sun doesn't shine
• Technically it doesn't count
• Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
• One who doesn't ask, eats wax
• The trouble with love is, it doesn't care how fast you fall
• Willem Dafoe doesn't care about you
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore
• A plan is just a list of things that doesn't happen
• Scotty Doesn't Know
• It doesn't DO anything. That's the beauty of it!
• I may be cold and calculating, but that doesn't make me a computer
• sleep doesn't take me far enough.
• What if True Love doesn't wait?
• George Bush doesn't care about black people
• The endless blue sky is not big enough to hold her memories, so it doesn't
• "Inmate" Doesn't Count (e2poll)
• What doesn't take a million years takes a millionth of a second
• She may be pretty and have more money than me but she doesn't write songs about you.
• size doesn't matter
• Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
• International doesn't mean foreign
• dying doesn't make one a saint
• just because you've forgotten doesn't mean that you're forgiven
• A solution to spam (which doesn't work, but nice try)
• reading a sad story backwards doesn't make it have a happy ending
• the river doesn't need a name to drown you
• Doesn't Remind Me
• Better Than Tofurkey: a vegan main dish that doesn't suck (wild rice and vegetables cooked in a pumpkin)
• change doesn't happen
• stop garage sales (or why Joe Lieberman doesn't like video games)
• Chronologically, forward doesn't always mean progress: a reminder of the obvious
• Infinity Doesn't Exist
• Of course they want to come here. Who doesn't? Besides the people from Los Angeles, but we don't speak of them.
• tonight the cat decided to get in my bed which he doesn't usually do
• Which doesn’t sound so crazy when we put it that way
• I like the city, but the city doesn't like me
• Papa Doesn't Love His Children Anymore
• The fact that you don't understand this doesn't mean arse
• turning off the alarm doesn't put out the fire
• Ignoring everything that doesn't fit your narrative
• old code doesn't rust. it also doesn't evolve.
• Why Daily Evil Doesn't Apply To Me
• just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
• Because they are clowns, that doesn't mean they aren't dangerous. And being dangerous doesn't mean they aren't clowns.
• equality doesn't mean we're all the same
• just because you don't doesn't mean you can't
• It doesn't matter how smart you are if you let your emotions get the better of you
• Having good intentions doesn't unhurt anyone
• he doesn't talk
• if the truth drives me mad, that doesn't really say much for my previous state, does it?

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