Findings:

• The boss' machine is always the one to die first.
• Nah, these random encounters with beautiful strangers won't destroy me at all. But I guess I thought it'd be a good way to die at the time.
• We enjoy a quiet but satisfying yuletide until people from the social services come to release us
• if one of us should flicker and vanish, mid-drag, don't bat an eye. claim a spot on the curb and never give an inch.
• Looking like a pirate is fun but only having one eye annoys me
• one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
• Cemeteries are boring, but I can't seem to stay away from this one in particular.
• Ain't nobody here but us chickens
• They did not forgive us, she thought. We will surely die.
• i know that the ones who love us will miss us
• One must trust in the law, and keep within the heart the knowledge that the law of this world is the same right and just law that governed us when we were merely stars.
• Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process.
• 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
• There are many like it, but this one is mine
• Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever
• The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his
• People tell us who they are, but we ignore it, because we want them to be who we want them to be.
• You beat it in me, that part of you/But I'm gonna split us back in two
• The dead eat it always, but the living who eat it die slowly
• Usually, if you've seen one bald man in a robe, you've seen 'em all, but most of them aren't burning alive from the inside out
• The fox knows many things, but the hedgehog knows one big thing.
• One of us
• Until I die there will be sounds. And they will continue following my death. One need not fear about the future of music.
• We live for the one, we die for the one
• when one of us woke early
• We're not trying to fool one another, honestly. We're trying to fool ourselves. Please forgive us.
• Together we kept bobbing up and down and no one came to save us.
• Why do we hurt when our loved ones die?
• I'm not a doctor, but I play one on TV
• There is infinite hope, but not for us
• He Has Left Us Alone But Shafts of Light Sometimes Grace the Corner of Our Rooms
• BQN: But, one for all?
• Not to die but to be reborn...
• I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
• But if life were only moments, then you'd never know you had one
• I can see three corners from this corner. Two's a perfect number. But one?
• On the one hand my life is in danger, but on the other hand, I'm getting really stoned
• one was giving me the eye but nothing came of it
• Some things are definite. We will all die, but there is rain.
• Death arrived shortly thereafter, but we were both far too busy to bother with one another just yet
• My soul is in a million pieces. I tried to collect most of them, but some are missing, and the ones I have don't fit together anymore. Feel free to take a piece or two.
• I will tell you the phrase, but you must never speak it out loud. If you do, you will surely die.
• it's like something big is happening right in front of us but we can't see it
• there are many voids but this one is mine
• For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
• We're one, but we're not the same
• I’ve stepped in many things but sex is a new one
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.
• As if either one of us were happy
• I'm straight, but you might be the one
• It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
• it'd break my heart but if i knew you got away it'd give me peace of mind till the day i die
• Forgot one: Three of us is enough...it's the simple stuff I need.
• The hope that one of us would learn to swim
• Gabba gabba, we accept you, we accept you, one of us
• we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
• If you take me home tonight I know that we will kiss, and one of us will fall in love and it will be a mess.
• It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
• we're all here to die. but if you think that's all it is, you still have the bag on your head.
• We all love movies and books about us owning ourselves
• The Guards die, but do not surrender
• But there are NUNS watching us!
• One of Us is Lying
• How to develop one side of your butt and still have the other one flabby
• the ancient sun that has shone on every one of us
• This one goes out to you - not so much the people in the audience, but more the people in my mind
• I shall die, but that is all that I shall do for Death.
• But who codes the coders?
• Everything But the Girl
• butt naked
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• but
• butt set
• Mr. Butts
• Words that sound dirty but really aren't
• There is no god but God
• I want to watch pornography, but my pornograph is broken
• Every Which Way but Loose
• That'd be the butt, Bob
• Friends and lovers, but sometimes just friends
• Butt hinge
• Butt joint
• We have nothing to fear but fear itself
• But I got a B- in penmanship
• But thanks for playing
• Bad Boys Rape Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly
• I'm no fucking Buddhist, but this is Enlightenment.
• I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
• But my computer really IS possessed
• I know there are other fish in the sea but I don't want them
• Butt crack of dawn
• Lots of MIPS but no I/O
• Things people put up their butts
• Project B.U.T.T.
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• anti-abortion but pro-choice
• Straight but not Narrow
• I like electronic music, but I am not a raver.
• The odds are good, but the goods are odd
• Scrabble words with a Q but no U
• Monkey Butt!
• butt breath
• I'm not anorexic, but I'm working on it
• I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
• Japanese puns that are not funny but at least are puns
• Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
• You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
• Something Childish, but Very Natural
• Genuine but Insignificant Cause
• You're laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka down
• Work where you must but live and shop in Tustin
• I have a most elegant proof of that, but this node is too small to contain it
• Sororities are nothing but social crutches
• butts ARE litter
• You may think I'm lying, but it's true
• But what are they really thinking?
• Why is there always money for war, but not for education?
• I am no doubt moving. The question now is not where, but how. My life changes everyday. Big deal.
• I love you, I want you, but you are a cruel monster
• But I digress
• If I could slip this skin but for a moment
• Sorry, but I AM my fucking khakis
• My library books are late, but I don't care
• I died for Beauty -- but was scarce
• They wrote it all in perl but it was mostly system calls
• Sexist jokes
• Yard Butt
• Figures don't lie, but liars can figure
• Not really by the rules, but...
• No, but I'll have a beer
• Free but worthless shares
• Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me
• Junk mail never has to spell your name right, but important stuff does
• I know you are, but what am I?
• You might be on a diet but you can still look at the menu
• Why mirrors reverse left and right, but not up and down
• I may not have had enough of me but I've had enough of you
• Opposites may attract, but is it a good idea?
• You need a license to have a dog, but any idiot can have a child
• A little Clint Black never killed anybody, but it did evacuate the building.
• 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
• It never rains but it pours
• Nothing but a Wednesday night
• I'm not a rocket scientist, but
• I don't want to wear your skin, but I will if I catch you!
• General Butt Naked
• I am capable of poetic language, but not always of poetry
• there is a place where the dead live. it is in us. it is all around us. it is more than we can understand.
• Conscription if necessary, but not necessarily conscription
• It hasn't been so long, but
• The Tesla Coil made me cry, but I got a free lunch out of it.
• Push butt: Rub hands under arm
• It did not but, I think.. it will spill hope
• I love my apartment but hate the management.
• I don't know what he was listening for, but he wasn't listening
• There's someone in my head but it's not me
• There was a lot of blood, but the boys needed it
• History is not just for the past, but for the future
• I don't know where he gets his words but I like them
• butt rot
• Little lights that don't blink off but fade out instead
• This Star Wars sheet may be worth something, but I just need a tablecloth
• Love is but a Fleeing Spec of Emotion
• The nothin' but coal for you, geek e2 westside holiday gathering and lan party
• Talking like a pirate is fun but annoys people
• Snowy reception on some channels but not on others
• I can't get a girlfriend but my dog has a harem
• The good guys and the bad guys were on the back of the boat and I swear I only turned my back for a MINUTE but when I came back, they'd killed Mozart.
• Keep doing it, but don't call it that
• I feel like shit today, but I can always feel worse tomorrow
• Trust in Allah, but tie up your camel
• But, my dear sir, if you educate them, they will no longer be Baptists
• My Mother and I Love Your Butt
• You know to me she's but a fetish
• you can't change the world, but you can change the facts
• It all turned out all right but there was so much pain along the way
• What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
• If you can't help it, fuck it!
• You may be a noder, but you ain't no dancer
• It would have been an excellent story but I had to get off the train

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