Findings:
- If there's hell below we're all going to go
- You were never going to become more than this to me
- I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
- We're going to have to take Heidi home
- If you were any more open minded, your brain would fall out
- I wish that dreamland were slightly more predictable, sometimes
- The Saudis were terrified that someone was going to be a better Muslim than they were
- If I were Twenty-One I would take care of my body
- One day we realized we were going to need a bigger car
- When men were men, women were women, and you knew where you were going in life
- Santa's festive fear mongering wasn't going as well as he'd hoped, but the other Santa and I were enjoying the gingerbread.
- We're acting happy to stop ourselves from going insane.
- this is it, we're going to die
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- we think we're so great. this is all just more history
- We're not hitch-hiking any more... we're RIDING!
- we're part of something bigger than any one of us. i just feel lucky to have been chosen.
- We're Going On A Bear Hunt
- The "WE'RE GOING DOWN THE PUB!" Anglo-Swiss Post-nuptial London Meetup
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- If you don't know where you're going, any path will take you there
- 1991-96 were more fun years, but I'll likely get more accomplished in the year 2000 alone
- More of The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- if everyone were 10% more good, there would be a 90% reduction in evil
- The serpent was in the garden again, but there weren't any apples left in the tree, so I figured things were cool.
- This is Saturday. We're not getting any older.
- We're Going On A Bug Hunt
- We're blind. We're mortal. We don't know what the hell we're doing.
- We're going the right way. The forest goes deeper.
- I was watching through the window, you were going through the dances.
- We're All Mad Here
- Things are more like they are now than they ever were before
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- If there were more people like you, there would be less people
- Her eyes were gray like a storm, and even more dangerous
- you were angels, so much more than everything.
- If there were more people like you, there would be more people
- If only our tongues were made of glass, how much more careful we would be when we speak.
- If I were to take over the world with kick-ass robots
- We're flawed because we want so much more. We're ruined because we get these things and wish for what we had.
- We're not running out of electrons any time soon, but dreams are in short supply.
- If Christianity were true, why would there still be any Jews?
- We're waiting for you to die
- We were supposed to fall
- I enjoy slacking. Does that mean I'm going to Hell?
- It'll take a lot more than rage and muscle
- Mad as Hell Doctors (category)
- Mad as Hell: Good Insurance
- The Story of Two Sisters Who Were Jealous of Their Younger Sister
- If the IRA are "terrorists," so were the French Resistance against the Nazis
- You Were on My Mind
- How to scare the Hell out of a Lexus driver, or: Don't take sharp corners at 50mph in the rain
- YA protagonist, or: Where the hell is any responsible adult
- I'm not drinking any more
- I Ain't Got No Home In This World Any More
- Would you know if you were insane?
- Where were you when Kennedy was shot?
- How my plans to sell someone's soul on eBay were foiled
- What face did you have before your mother and father were born?
- I was into them after they were hip
- The world would be in much better shape if our leaders were hamsters
- I'd elope if I were you
- If the world were logical, men would ride sidesaddle
- there was more poetry in her shopping lists than in any of my rhymes
- Mad as Hell: Grocery Insurance
- It takes more muscles to frown than to smile
- They were getting into riot gear as we sipped our wine
- For one moment, it is more important to take in the spectacular than to worry about the pressing business of staying alive.
- No More Room in Hell: The 2014 Halloween Horrorquest
- People who are going to hell
- When We Were Kings
- Christianity has caused more war throughout the ages than any other cause
- We're all in the dark, just looking for the light
- If this were in person, I would have kissed her now
- Just when you get really good at something, you don't need to do it any more
- If you are already walking impaired, take care when consuming drugs of any kind
- Behave as if there were a God
- Of course, they were wrong
- So... what do we do now that we're happy?
- We're shifting the paradigm
- If All the World Were Paper
- It's better to be alone than to wish you were
- why we were chosen
- Don't believe us - we're all cultural prostitutes
- Ever made it with an aardvark? We're quite rare.
- If my life were an arcade game
- Where the hell do you think you're going today?
- Silence is more wounding than any word
- Raise less corn and more hell
- Mad as Hell about the DMCA
- Going back for more
- Mad as Hell: American Dream
- I'm Going Slightly Mad
- From now on, any ordinary knowledge is no longer going to satisfy you, I'm afraid
- If a 3G phone signal takes more power than 2G, why does 2G make more noise on audio equipment?
- It takes more than milk to get rid of the taste
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- Let's pretend we're married
- It takes more than good memory to have good memories
- Sighs, short and infrequent, were exhaled,
- I Think We're All Bozos on This Bus
- The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
- Were
- RFC 602
- In case you were wondering about cramps
- "We're With Ditka"
- We're trying to have a baby
- There were people on the Titanic who waved away the dessert trolley
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- Never trust a machine more complex than a knife and fork
- Face it, we're all a bunch of perverts
- when we were children
- Any exercise can be made harder by going slower
- Being a Christian is magical and foolish: Maybe we're all caught up in a collective psychosis
- We're all doing just fine
- Poetry you found that you wrote when you were ten but secretly still like
- Silly things we believe when we're kids
- Even if we're not together
- If our genitalia were on our hands
- Stupid scary stories you heard when you were a kid
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- It Doesn't Matter Any More
- We were Rome once
- Mimsy Were the Borogoves
- More numbers begin with 1 than with any other digit
- Where were you when the Eschaton arrived?
- Bright Star, Would I were Steadfast as Thou Art
- We Two, How Long We Were Fool'd
- I thought paper cuts were like lightning
- Seriously, though, who the hell did I think I was going to become?
- What's it going to take to get Star Wars?
- This is going to hurt me more than it is going to hurt you
- I'm going to take five of those six exclamation points and drive them into the soft flesh under your fingernails
- Boy meets me, boy becomes infatuated with me, boy realizes I take up space, boy runs like hell
- It did not get nicer, but it sure got a hell of a lot more honest
- Mad as Hell Doctors in California: October 5
- What I learned from my first Mad as Hell Doctors week
- Mad as Hell Doctors: October 6
- The introverted thinker decides about the Mad as Hell Doctors
- It takes two people to make you and one person to die. That is how the world is going to end.
- World, take care of me. You don't owe it to me, but I don't know any better.
- Self importance doesn't get you into heaven any more
- Don't take any guff from those swine
- before the internet when teen had REAL relationship the boy could look at the girl and judge the diameter of her thorax with his feelers and determine whether the mating ritual could commence but NO MORE. evil woman use her computer sorcery
- Mad Ron's Prevues From Hell
- Technological advances take up more of our time
- We're Only In It For The Money
- Those were the days
- Those are pearls that were his eyes. Look!
- Wish You Were Here
- Could you be any more of a poseur? 'Changes' was a best-of!
- Once Were Warriors
- We're in this Together
- No animals were harmed in the writing of this node
- We're bigger than Jesus now
- Stuff your eyes with wonder. Live as if you'd drop dead in 10 seconds. See the world. It's more fantastic than any dream.
- Candide and Martin Sup with Six Sharpers--Who They Were
- We were never really friends
- The Two Men Who Were Enemies
- if yesterday were tomorrow today
- If anything were different, everything would be different
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