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• I do not like the sky night or day and keep my eyes on the yellow lines heading under the car
• Martyrdom, or why mowing a Dandelion is the best thing you can do for him
• Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
• scattering, like flower petals or crowds from the sound of a gunshot
• But an unchewed square catches in his windpipe and he crumples to the floor like someone poisoned by life
• I felt I was part of something, like a voice in a crowd or an island in a sea
• Or do we like time's children come also at last to the silent shadowlands?
• I was trying to show him my insides, you know. I like to share.
• Dressing him like a Ken doll
• Someone takes care of me and I squirm like I'm caught in a lie
• It feels like fingernails across the moon. Or do you rub your wings together?
• Any sufficiently nice person is indistinguishable from someone who likes you
• Strange man makes permanent visit
• we always knew we'd find someone just like you
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• With him it was always like
• Signs that you or someone you know may have a problem with drugs or alcohol
• What is it like to have a crush on someone?
• I did not tell him, instead I kept it private like a secret hug
• his whole life, like a thundercloud, out in front of him
• So is this, like, artistic or slutty?
• I would really like to beat the crap out of someone
• She could not live with or without him
• Like white light? Or a long low moan that turns into laughing? Or the holes in Jesus' hands?
• serendipity, or something like it
• I want to lose myself in the words or the words of someone else
• Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
• Jesus undoubtedly said this or something very like it
• For future reference, when in eternity or insanity; dreams I would like to have
• My regret sits on the floor like someone else's polaroid photos
• It's a beautiful life, or something like it
• You grabbed my hand, and we fell into it. Like a daydream. Or a fever.
• Late-night rally driving on the beach, or: Run like Hell when the cops come
• I mean these words come out of him like the right music
• What's Hecuba to him, or he to Hecuba, that he should weep for her?
• Be a model or just look like one
• Life, or something like it
• I have enthusiasm for everything that you like or are interested in!
• Technological or Media Determinism
• Invalid HTML using "li" without "ol" or "ul" tags
• Do you love me or are you in love?
• In the bathtub or on the bed, looking down
• Rocks Do Not Belong in the Road, or: How to Launch a Mazda Protege Into the Air
• Lesbian cow techniques (...or That makes a cow do what?!)
• Stand back from the doors or they might kill you
• Non-System Disk or Disk Error
• Herbs to recover lost or stolen items
• Emergency Burger King maneuver, or: Sliding around a Tri-Met bus
• W, or the Memory of a Childhood
• All primes greater than 3 are of the form 6k-1 or 6k+1
• How to get tree sap or pitch off your hands
• With or Without You... but I prefer the latter
• Stand up for yourself, OR: How I got the shit kicked out of me
• It must have rained or something
• descry or (user)
• Looking back... or ahead? (e2poll)
• Deal or No Deal
• The Important Stuff (or, Has Nobody Really Asked This Yet?) (e2poll)
• Love at first sight OR Girls who are Boys who bring thoughts of philosophy and anthropomorphic hermaphrodism: A Story
• "I want to make the milk," or, More Tales from Youth
• Do I stay or run away?
• Someone please kill me
• Falling in love with someone's musical taste
• Forgiving someone
• I had never known someone whose death was imminent
• How to tackle someone
• Fighting someone else's battle
• Waiting Room
• Congress considers 7-day waiting period on freeze-dried assault monkeys
• The waiting game
• Waiting for the Sun to rise
• Language of the dead
• I saw him lying there leaving me, and I did not know
• He was confirming to himself that they were laughing with him after all
• Worship Him
• i smile at him
• Tastes like chicken
• Cake Like
• like ships in the night
• Like tears in rain
• The boss ain't gonna like this
• I just called to say your brother fucks like a mink
• Throw your hands (up) in the air, (and) wave them all around like you (just) don't care
• treat me like a woman
• Half-sour pickle
• A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle
• What is it like to be a bat?
• Would you like a doughnut?
• I like you; do you like me?
• I Love Hip Hop
• Glad To Have A Friend Like You
• No Place Like Home
• Look siad me Be like me
• sleep like a rock
• You are talented; I would like to make love to you
• Love is like skipping, if you know the secret, you can learn to fly
• There is no frigate like a book
• I like Ninjas
• Spinning shapes like a song out of order. In the dark she can see fireflies.
• I ate her love like a nine-piece bucket of chicken
• Sometimes I Feel Like a Motherless Child
• her ardent eyebrows are charcoal scimitars taut above eyes that breeze like open windows
• a voice like pebbles being shoved through a harmonica
• I like how your fingers trace the letters
• the baker's fire, though it may punish the careless, is not treacherous like the hunter's fire. it has not tasted blood.
• See? It likes me!
• you don't love like a cold-weather man
• We laughed like a cartoon circus train
• stuff white people like
• Exclusive Or
• Smurfette really wasn't a "smurf" nor an "ette"
• Pair or Single
• Reid-ing Hume, or Ex-hume-ing Reid
• Why women should carry the condoms OR the moist towelette theory
• These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease.
• Is Everything 2 making me more or less intelligent?
• Intelligence or talent -- the effects of definition
• The largest number that can be described in 14 words or less
• Was it Love, or Obsession?
• The UK's farmers, or How to reap a profit without worrying about pesky scruples
• To filter or not to filter
• Slaughterhouse tour, or Why I'm no longer a lawyer
• Bikespotting
• One sock on (or: Getting caught fooling around by the cops)
• Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction
• How to serve a cheese plate - or, how I came to love curds and eschew fashion
• in spite (or perhaps because) of
• Good Johnny's Happy Noderthon for Kids & a $1000 or a Blow-Job (whichever is lesser value).
• Round the Moon: 15: Hyperbola or Parabola
• Becabde or Bezabde (user)
• Casino Indian or 7-Eleven Indian?
• The Fight with the Snapping Turtle: Or, the American St. George
• good reasons to hate someone
• How katyana nearly killed someone else masturbating
• Is someone your bitch?
• In a coma you don't dream; you just hope that someone sits with you
• I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
• I know it's stealing, but sometimes someone else can say it better than you ever can.
• Waiting for Herb
• Every beauty is a tragedy waiting to happen
• Waiting Period
• I ain't mad at him
• The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
• Loved him before anyone else thought of him at all
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• The Chair she sat in, like a burnished throne
• I do not like doctors
• As You Like It I.i
• The universe is flickering like my television set
• All my friends are nonconformists. They all dress like me.
• crazy like a fox
• The ghosts of those words hung over us like clouds
• I feel like a rock star
• Everything is like a river
• we lose weeks like buttons, like pencils
• This guy in the computer lab who looks like he should be a doctor
• There's nothing like the sound of snowpants
• As You Like It II.v
• Like most of my dreams, that one was licensed for commercial use
• I don't remember what life was like when I was seven. I like the taste of air. What should I do?
• You won't live longer, it will just feel like it
• It's like snowflakes
• Every time I see a dead fish that isn't, I think of you. Happiness keeps washing over me like a wave. What do I do with it all?
• Just Like Larry
• talks like a duck
• What it's like to be raided by the FBI
• She is like a kaleidoscope, a strange attractor, a superstition
• What engineering textbooks should be like
• The Answer to What it Sounds Like
• Does your soul cast about like an old paper bag?
• How to Dance like a Junglist
• I waited under your streetlight like a hoodlum; like a moth
• like bricks to a bricklayer
• Like an owl among the ruins
• I like my wheat with chaff
• I Like Being Killed
• No Fool Like and Old Fool
• like a daughter
• Jan Ors
• Teach Yourself Scheme: 4.4 'and' and 'or'
• Fun for 2 years as a little kid, school for 16 or 20 years, then work until you die.
• Good Beat, Easy to Dance To (or The Bottom Line)
• Tell the truth or make your lies more interesting
• Guilty Wind or Wing
• Potato or Parmentier Soup

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