Findings:

• Nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
• Middle finger
• The Only Way Is Essex
• Electrocuted crows hung the wrong way up on the power lines, smoking feathers falling like leaves.
• Somebody told me a story. It was pretty but boring. It was Saturday night, my stories usually end up that way.
• If this Buddha is not killed he will only stand in your way.
• Anyone who tells you there is only one correct way to write a novel is trying to sell you a book.
• A woman has 30 ways of laughing, but only 1 way in which she cries.
• Hands up, the whole way
• just like everybody else, we will find a way up.
• all the way up Reagan's ass
• What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
• She's perfect in a fucked up way
• Not the only way to reach you
• A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
• Were you really expecting to only learn true things when you signed up for this class?
• Ads are the only way to make a technology profitable without the power of nudity
• People only enter relationships to have extravagant break ups
• "If it's the only way you took in, it's the saddest entrance of them all "
• Proposed: The only way for a woman to achieve true ecstacy is to allow herself to be taken by the Goat God in the Circle of Candles on a moonless night
• I look around and see only sandals. Looking up I find myself in the presence of Gods.
• The Way Up
• The Man Felt an Iron Hand Grasp Him by the Hair, at the Nape. Not One Hand, a Hundred Hands Seized Him, Each by the Hair, and Tore Him Head to Foot, the Way You Tear Up a Sheet of Paper, Into Hundreds of Little Pieces
• Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
• Fucked up ways to die
• I should ask my barber where he gets his hair cut, then go there and slowly make my way up the chain
• I feel the way bank robbers must feel before they go out on that last job that ends up getting them all killed. That is to say, optimistic.
• The worst way to wake up
• "hunt and peck" isn't the only alternative to your "proper way to type" you elitist prick!
• StuartO))) has his head up his ass and could not write his way out of a wet paper sack
• long is the way and hard, that out of hell leads up to the light
• Far and further away. This is the only way I still want you.
• if you haven't learned your lesson from reading this, you can only learn it the hard way
• The only thing stopping us is the pressure. If your machine can withstand it, we are already on our way.
• A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
• OCD is the only way to animate
• only (user)
• We're Only In It For The Money
• ha ha only serious
• We tend to judge people only on what we perceive them to be
• The only winning move is not to play
• Write only memory
• speak only when spoken to
• if and only if
• God only knows
• Only child
• Two men enter, one man leaves
• IN THE GRIM FUTURE OF HELLO KITTY, THERE IS ONLY WAR.
• You're Only Old Once!
• Only Human
• Winning isn't everything. It's the only thing.
• There is only ONE God
• my only pin-up was Pelé
• Only in Dreams
• For Professional Use Only
• Only Breath
• They're only words
• If I only had a brain
• Only a Lad
• May your only son strike you down
• Only a matter of time
• Only Slightly a Geek Girl
• Use only as directed
• For recreational use only
• For entertainment purposes only
• Why does Karl Marx drink only herbal tea?
• They have potential, if they only applied themselves
• In caressing your follicles I am only vaguely reminded of the bitter harvest
• There is no suck, only blow
• The Internet is like crack, only worse
• It's Only a Paper Moon
• World's Only Corn Palace
• The Seattle Monorail has only one stop
• Something I thought only I thought about
• If only vegetables could glow like fireflies
• Not Heaving from my Ribb'd Breast Only
• Girls who only date jocks
• Walking into class, only to realize that you have no pants
• For Your Eyes Only
• You Only Live Twice
• Evolution is only a theory
• This is a test, it is only a test
• mathematics is the only science
• Read-Only Memory
• We only use 10% of our brain
• only the beginning
• There is only one electron
• rage with an intensity rivaled only by the leaf that suddenly floats to the ground
• Programmable Read-Only Memory
• The Chatterbox allows only one answer to the question "should I breed?"
• Determining if a linked list loops using only two pointers
• Only Fools and Horses
• If only the spaghetti westerns were half as good as their titles
• No drugs or money kept in box. Blood and urine specimens only.
• asking only to be stared into, offering no reward
• Honesty is not the best policy. It is the only policy.
• We have been shown the plan only insofar as it concerns ourselves
• Only in Canada
• You only live once, so eat an ice cream bar
• My Only Friend
• Many nodes with only short sentences in them.
• The only thing worse than being uninformed, is being informed and not caring
• History is a lie; fiction is the only truth
• Only Forward
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• You're only half a bitch without the heels
• Your only fault is your humanity
• Humans have six senses, why does everyone think we only have five?
• I only smoke when I drink
• Linux is free only if your time has no value
• If only men would listen!
• Only child: Downside
• The OED's only (stupid) marketing gimmick
• Take only photos, leave only footprints
• credibility is the only real currency
• The Big Bang as the origin of matter
• If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes
• Dumb laws
• Shit, why am I the only one here who can perform the Heimlich maneuver?
• Only a simple computer program
• Only a simple computer program : 2
• War, the world's only hygiene
• AT Fields can only be penetrated spiritually Fallacy
• Eating only rice to get by
• You only live once
• I was only following orders
• the only person in the room
• ghost shapes seen only in shadow
• Out of harm's way
• Only Jesus can judge me
• We journal only when we hurt
• The only mercy in this night is that it don't blow out your match
• Some foods, I am convinced, are packaged only for families of 3 or more and bulimics
• For Official Use Only at the NSA
• The only thing to be truthfully said about tomorrow is that it changes everything
• talking can only give you away
• Christmas Is Only Good If You Are A Girl (Boy)
• We only smoke when bored so we do two packs a day, and we've lost the difference between bored and lonely anyway
• The only crime is getting caught
• The only date I never went on
• Only in America
• Why is rape wrong only when a man commits it?
• only when you cannot hear
• trying to complete some archaic sub-quest, only to be drawn into some stupid battle every five steps
• Not only does smoking kill you, it also prevents Alzheimer's disease
• Blue hair isn't only weird-looking; it's wrong
• We CAN walk through walls since we're only 0.01% substance
• Reality can only be predicted on a statistical basis
• You find yourself being chased not only by the bad guys, but also by what should be the good guys
• My words are the only gift I have for you
• The stories I could tell you, if you only were here to hear
• For Surface Transport Only
• Only Yesterday
• In the end, he could quiet his mind only by dying
• i only knew when silence screamed
• Only We Can Prevent Forests
• Words that only have one context
• Love is the Only Law
• Refill Only with Kikkoman
• One Night Only
• Only perl can parse Perl
• For external use only
• We ate sidewalk chalk until dawn, stopping only to cheer on passers by
• only chocolate and raspberries
• Only Companion
• Famous people with only one testicle
• Bodies, for we are only women
• The only constant is change
• How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
• online only /msg (superdoc)
• Why do I have to call ONLY ONE country "home?"
• The only thing that life is missing is the background music
• Memoir: C'mon, Man, It's Only a Safety Pin!
• America if I only had the money. Here are your new commercials:
• If only I could get into her head
• We've Only Just Begun
• I considered cutting my toenails, but they're my only natural defense
• transubstantiation only works if you accept Aristotelian metaphysics
• Close only counts in Horseshoes
• on being the only one in a restaurant

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