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For entertainment purposes only
(
thing
)
by
Wintersweet
Fri Aug 25 2000 at 18:05:36
Usually
fine print
-ese for:
"We know this product is for something
illegal and/or immoral
and/or fun. However, because this is a more-or-less
free country
, we can manufacture it and sell it anyway to an
eager public
. So, have fun with your
bazooka
/
missile launcher
/
wiretap
/
black box
/
lockpicks
/
torture device
/
radar masker
/
pornography
/
sex toy
/
meth lab kit
/
hemp seeds
/
tarot cards
/
nuclear device instructions
/
fake ID press
but for heavens' sakes DON'T SUE US, because we'll claim we sell them for...um...
entertainment
, never mind the
detailed instructions
in the box.
Neener neener
."
For educational purposes only
means basically
the same thing
.
printable version
chaos
My parents conspire to make me a porn star
A man with a tapeworm up his nose
I Don't Need to Have Children, I Date Them
Y0u'v3 b33n Hax0r3d!
Food That Looks At You Is a Bad Idea
Random psychiatric disorder diagnosis kit
Looks like 1984 was only n years off
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Flossing your nasal cavity with a piece of spaghetti
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All Purpose Cultural Cat Girl Nuku-Nuku
Masturbation
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Only my hours spent gaming will stand between our world and total destruction
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