Findings:
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- I'm just so tired of waking up all alone
- Oh, look at me, I'm so drunk
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- I'm so pissed I can't stand up
- I'm angry, and tired, and sad, and I just don't want to deal with it right now, so fuck off
- I hope they kill me while I'm standing here, so I can die happy.
- glitter me the fuck up, skinny jeans
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- So I wake up
- I'm so worldly, I shit globes
- Why I'm giving up on boys
- They have a trendy name for every different kind of fucked up.
- Her hair, tangled
- this writeup made me hungry like DAMN so I'm chinging it!
- Mixed drinks you come up with when you're drunk
- Take me drunk, I'm home
- Shut The Fuck Up
- When the aliens attack my workplace, I'm going to be so damn READY
- wake up, drunk sleep silence
- I'm up here in the nuthouse
- So I'm listening to the last hole of the PGA Championship
- the wonderful fucked up patchwork quilt that is humanity today
- so glad I'm not alone in my dreams
- I'm up, he sees me, I'm down
- They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
- I've never seen a glacier up close, but I've touched your hand. It felt so cold.
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- I'm never getting drunk again
- I'm so glad I'm no longer alone
- "Shut the Fuck Up" Theaters
- You nature lover / you country punk / you bowl me over / I'm not that drunk
- We don't swim in yer toilet, so don't fuck us over or you'll need 2 wheelchairs, fool: An Partie
- Fucked Up
- I'm so shallow, a new t-shirt makes me happy
- OK, so I'm a fuckup, and it's Tuesday
- When I'm swept up by the Rapture, grab the wheel of my pick-up
- Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
- I'm a cynical bastard because I care so much, dammit
- I'm so sorry my brain works that way
- fuck it, I love you even if I'm gonna feel like shit
- You're not laughing now, but I'm voting this sucka up
- This is how it appears on Wikipedia and they tend to be somewhat anal about grammar, so I'm trusting this is correct
- I'm so mad to love you, and your evil curse
- So I'm wrestling with the demoness while the priest is trying not to soil his vestments, and Faust is just sitting there like an idiot
- why drunk trampolining is so fun
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- Things are looking up, so I'll just stand here and wait for a satellite to fall on my head
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Is any man so daring as to dig them up?
- Dust mop so magic she can not believe how fun it is to clean up after people
- I'm so sorry
- Fuck this; I'm having butter
- i'm a wiseguy when I'm drunk
- tied up now fuck me (user)
- The Fucked Up Redemption of Funky McNuggets
- another "poem" about unrequited love and how it fucks up your everything
- Fucked up ways to die
- Ken Lay
- fuck you I'm an anteater
- fucked up criteria (user)
- Fuck you I'm going to write poetry about your city
- Jesus loves you. You're so much fun to fuck with.
- Fuck you, I'm a Hindu
- I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
- Top ten ways to fuck up your kids
- It's not my fault that I'm so evil
- My Shit's Fucked Up
- HARDEN THE FUCK UP
- I'm so tough
- Why I'm glad the space shuttle blew up
- I'm the most off-beat genius you ever knew; I'm so iconoclastic I'm clastic
- I'm dreaming it so it must be true
- fuck up
- What doesn't kill you can only fuck you up for a really, really long time
- You Burn Me Up I'm a Cigarette
- I'm a big mean censor, and I'm here to mess up all your fun
- May the world be a better place when I wake up
- Fuck me if I'm wrong
- Help! I'm noding and I can't get up!
- The world is bleak and horrible and depressing, so I'm going to set it on fire and laugh
- Sororities are nothing but social crutches
- Gosh! That single kiss made me feel like I'm charged up with the power of a million exploding suns!
- I'm so sorry. I just couldn't not.
- I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
- She hopes I'm cursed forever to sleep on a twin size mattress, never graduating up in size to add a lover.
- It's not red nailpolish I'm wearing; I went hunting today, so this is the proof.
- You Fucked Up!
- The USA has fucked up priorities
- She's perfect in a fucked up way
- On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
- sometimes i go outside and stand in the sun and look up at the sky and pretend i'm a tree
- You're not fucked up, ergo, you are shallow
- I wake up so energized
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
- Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
- She is so beautiful, I gave up Nihilism for her
- Assumption is the mother of all fuck ups
- The desire to communicate whilst fucked up
- I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
- Fucked up Facts from History
- All Turkish members of al-Qaeda arrested so far grew up in Germany
- I love you so much that I have to break up with you
- one kiss: bad for me, but i give in so easily. i'm weak.
- I'm such a small thing and the sky is so big
- Sally Jessy, man, that shit'll fuck you up for life
- People have fucked up before
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- when i wake up i can't remember what it was. it's so hard to smuggle something out of a dream.
- y'all so wrapped up in the leaves you forget the trunk
- get drunk
- Getting drunk with editor powers
- Girl drink drunk
- dry drunk
- coding drunk
- A little bit tired, a little bit drunk, all yours
- Anecdote involving a toilet and a drunk guy
- Sir, you are drunk!
- Sketches For My Sweetheart The Drunk
- Drunk and Wondering
- I was very, very drunk
- And our cars all jumped forward like bottles on a table thumped by a drunk
- punch drunk
- It's not that we're more attractive in the darkness or that one of us may be drunk
- EveryBody Gets Drunk At Election
- drunken wasps
- Drunk as a skunk
- Music to get drunk to
- When you are drunk, all you can see is light
- How to get drunk when in Norway
- The Drunk Joke
- Drunk, fix later
- The Drunk (user)
- Punch-Drunk Love
- drunk barbie (user)
- Driving while drunk vs. driving while tired
- Blood drunk
- drunk on the tiniest pivot
- Drunk History
- fuck
- Give a flying fuck
- Fuck me harder
- sick fuck
- flying fuck
- Fuck like crazed weasels
- Fuck off
- Go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut
- Fuck tha Police
- skull fuck
- Fuck it
- The Big Space Fuck
- I fuck your sunshine
- I was expecting it to hurt like a fuck
- fuck all
- Girls who want to fuck, just to fuck
- Philadelphia Rat Fuck
- Friends who fuck
- Get the fuck out of my office
- Jesus doesn't care if you say the word "fuck"
- Nice boots, wanna fuck?
- Fuck the models
- Needlessly fuck with things
- Fuck as a mid-word addiction
- fuck with
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