Findings:
- Comparing essay about How to Tell Corn Fairies and Blue Silver stories
- The ones with their priorities straight don't know how to get what they want, and the ones who get what they want have messed up priorities.
- Never tell your housemates you know how a computer works
- Shall I tell you stories of other stars: stars that you love, that deserve your love. Stars that do not disappoint, and disgust, and disgrace your love. Oh, I have hope they exist for your sake!
- What they don't know can't hurt them
- Fuckin' magnets, how do they work?
- I know there's a story in here somewhere, I just can't find it
- Don't kill your invisible husband to see what he looks like or you'll sob your heart out. But don't worry about the millions of invisible men coming to attack your village because they won't kill you if you don't know how to fight them.
- You pass a thousand heroes on the street every day and never know how well they are carrying their burdens
- They do not know how immortal, but I know
- I still can't think of anything, or how Fight Club changed my life
- How a computer works
- Automobile tire pressure
- You'll never know how much you've changed me
- How to get rid of spiders before they get rid of YOU
- SunOS, Solaris and how they relate
- How Network Adapters Work
- how do they feel, those unblinking eyes?
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- This is how the world ends: a love story
- The best part about you is that you don't even know how great you are
- How to get away at work without doing anything
- You can't stop thinking of her: this is how you explained it, a proof of your being in love.
- How interactive fiction works
- How to open a bottle of wine without a corkscrew
- How the Story of Oz Came to an End
- Do you know how many times you've woken up at 4:15 with deep insights?
- Oh acid, is there anything you can't do?
- How to open a stuck jar
- Japanese origami legends and how they changed my life
- I Know Not How It Falls on Me
- How to open a new hardcover book
- Canadian-style Government, how it works, and why it wouldn't in the USA
- How will you know you didn't get it all wrong?
- Oh Shit. How can I take him home to Mother?
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- You know, some guys just can't hold their arsenic.
- Why can't they get out of The Matrix on cellular phones?
- If I didn't ask, I'd never know (how much you hate me)
- How stuff works
- How would you like it if they took your subculture and made it a theme night?
- I know. I can't remember.
- Son, do you know how fast you were going?
- How to open a banana
- I know you're cute no matter how many layers of abstraction you hide behind
- How They Encountered the Flutterbudgets
- How to open a shrinkwrapped CD
- How they Matched the Fuddles
- How interactive fiction works (part 4)
- Everyone has something they can't cook
- Formalist approach to art analysis
- I don't know how to fall in love with a woman
- The true story of how I beat the crap out of King Kong, on top of the Empire State Building
- How to know your Christmas presents before Christmas
- How I invented Anna and made her a character in all my stories
- Broken things that nobody knows how to fix
- Oh Ricky, how come you never kissed me?
- How do you know it's real?
- hating myself is all i know how to do anymore
- and your shadow knows how to cry
- How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
- How do you know that name?
- How do you know if you have a sinus infection?
- How to node from work
- Oh see how thick the goldcup flowers
- How not to faint when you can't move
- Beautiful words are nonsense if you can't hear how you're saying them.
- Days go by like sweet summer breeze; I don't know I... can't feel them anymore
- How the Mind Works
- The Five Little Peppers and How They Grew
- How to stay awake at work
- I know how to bring a whiskey bottle pleasure with my touch
- How Things Work
- How the FFT works
- How interactive fiction works (part 2)
- How do I know if I really like coffee?
- Xenon strobe
- Foolproof method to determine how much a person knows about computers
- DPI, resolution, physical printing size - how they interrelate
- How to know if you will ever experience time travel
- How to spot bad internet porn stories
- How do women's dress sizes work?
- Show your work, or, how my math abilities started to decline
- Ways to know how stupid you are really
- How do you know when your relationship is over?
- seedless grapes
- M4: how the counting loop works
- How They Came to Bunbury
- How to walk past someone you work with in the hallways at the office
- Words you can't use unless they describe you
- how to make a roasting bag
- she does not know how much I need this
- How to Sell Sex Stories
- How to work an airplane toilet door lock from the outside
- Opening a bottle of wine
- How Do You Know Who's A Stranger?
- How They Broke Away to Go to the Rootabaga Country
- Boiling an egg over an open fire
- How to time waste at work
- How we know what we know
- How They Brought the Good News from Ghent to Aix
- Putting groceries in a paper bag
- One of my IRC friends died and I don't know how to feel
- She told me I looked like a Henry, and this is how she would know me
- How Eulenspiegel found work as a cook and hearth tender
- You taught me language, and my profit on it is I know how to curse. The red plague rid you for learning me your language!
- Know How, Can Do
- This is the story of how I was killed in Peru
- What is this strange attractant you use; how does it work?
- How to open a KFC when you're a cook
- How to work with a bureaucracy
- she does not know how much I need this (idea) mp3 (recording)
- Buying Louis Vuitton bags
- The economy has hit everyone hard. Well, everyone who hasn't lost track of how many houses they own, anyhow.
- I don't know how to smile
- I would kiss you, but I don't know how to kiss
- How to open a gate
- A half-man, half-monstertruck ex-CIA vampire must save the world the only way he knows how: with ROCK
- we never really fight, so I don't know how this is supposed to go
- How the heart really works
- audio compression
- What people talk about when they can't think of anything to talk about
- Pirates and ninjas: why they should be friends but can't be
- Some Lovers Try Positions That They Can't Handle
- I can't work with stoners
- "Of course humans aren't intelligent. They don't even have glurbleflukers. If you can't glurblefluke, you're not sentient."
- I can't tell you my username because I know you too well
- In this moment I'm focused on my own emotions. I don't care about how you feel. I can't.
- some people touch it, but they can't hold on
- I can't even begin to tell you how I feel about certain things for reasons that you may find difficult to understand
- science can't explain how our thoughts are formed
- People can get stuff here that they can't get anywhere else.
- Real hackers start their own IRC networks so that they can't be traced by the FBI
- How the Fairy got in the Coke Machine
- How do you know when someone's your best friend?
- How do you know a girl wants to smooch?
- How to make a Flaming Bag of Poop
- fairy story
- Speculation: How a Lightsaber works
- fog machine
- How do you know a dog wants to smooch?
- How to Open a Door
- How can a good Buddhist work in advertising?
- Reality can't be whatever I want it to be, but maybe it's not so clear-cut, you know?
- I guess you really can't know anybody after all
- I love you but you are not here, oh how my poor heart aches with angst
- How do you know the fishes are enjoying themselves?
- How interactive fiction works (part 5)
- How interactive fiction works (part 3)
- How the United States highway system works
- How is it that Mexicans know neither Chili con Carne nor Toilet Paper?
- How to convert a Super Nintendo controller to work on the PC
- How a CD-ROM works
- How to listen to the stories that cats tell us
- How a key opens a lock
- The amazing true story of how I became the sixth Backstreet Boy
- How it feels to be interviewed (when you know the answers)
- How your brain works
- Chipirones en su tinta
- And oh, how we long for their shaky, malnourished caresses
- How a sail works
- How Glinda Worked a Magic Spell
- How to make roses open up
- How do we know dog biscuits are "now better tasting!"?
- How They Drank at the Forbidden Fountain
- How does it feel to know you are one of my bad habits?
- When a health professional is not supportive of breastfeeding
- How dietary aids work
- How community relates to "work"
- How My Stories Began
- How to steal from your work
- How the United Kingdom road system works
- Open a bottle of beer with a lighter
- Oh, so that's how it is
- There are many things that I would like to say to you but I don't know how
- How The Internet Works
- Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke
- How Revivalist Preachers Work
- Opening a command prompt in Windows
- Keeping beer cold in the Old West
- How to Know God
- The four problems of surgery, how they were overcome, and when
- Oh! how I love, on a fair summer's eve
- Opening a coke can with one hand
- You can learn a lot about a person by how they act at an Airport
- How do cows get all their nutrients, when they only eat grass?
- No matter how wise an old sheep, he can't teach a fish how to polevault
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