Kalevala means "
Land of
Heroes", but the heroes in it are a funny bunch. Vainamoinen was born 30 years old and
wise and
bearded. Lemminkainen is a
Don Juan type. Ilmarinen is a
smith. All of them are very powerful and work
magic by
song. Unfortunately they are all sex-starved, and go up
North to Pohjola to try to get themself a
wife from the
witch Louhi. After deliberately marrying and accidentally killing all of Louhi's
daughters, she gets a bit miffed and steals the sun in revenge. Then (because
Elias Lönnrot is a
Christian of course),
Jesus turns up, the old heroes fade away, and everyone lives happily ever after (apart from having to live in
Finland of course).