Findings:

• How Could You Want Him (When You Know You Could Have Me)?
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, ask him how far it is to the next gas station. *Then* kill him.
• Of course, first you have to kill him
• I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
• Let him hold out hope that someone or other might come. Then fuckin' kill him.
• She could not live with or without him
• And forty days were fulfilled for him; for so are fulfilled the days of those which are embalmed
• Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
• Just give him the damned fish
• I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
• I'll pretend I just cursed myself by saying this, so when it doesn't happen I have something to fall back on other than you
• Or he'll just kick me in the face and scream abstract noises and dance around outside in his underwear and have sex with the neighbor's dog and try to fly by jumping off the toilet
• one thing just tears him down
• a horse that's lost could be dreaming of the girl that's going to find him
• The annoying kid told me to kick him so I did
• They made the sunrise for people like us just so we have an excuse for why we're still up.
• Can God create a boulder so large He can't have anal sex with it?
• i am looking for Morpheus. have you seen him?
• God exists and I have him trapped in a box in my basement
• Just as it could not imprison itself with laws, impoverish itself with money or misguide itself with leaders, so it would not misrepresent itself with signs.
• He tells me that I could have his heart and I want to take it right then, slip it into my pocket and run
• It's not so much that I like him as a person God, but as a boy he's very handsome
• He was there, and then he wasn't, and with him went those memories
• Just because a man is nice to pretty girls, it doesn't make him a nice man
• I'd tell you but then I'd have to kill you
• Her hair, tangled
• You Should Never Have Asked Him About His Job!
• Wouldn't it be wonderful if everyone renounced violence forever?
• I'll look at this in a year and wonder how I could have been so stupid
• I have to get up early and do laundry so I can wear something nice to the weirdo sex club
• I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
• If you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him
• then I hugged him
• What makes him so goddamned special?
• And we killed him and he's dead.
• the stars were falling just for him
• kill him dead; don't call me
• I wanted to touch him so badly that it made my fingertips burn
• I killed him today, he who does not exist
• Things you can tell just by looking at him
• How many lives could have been saved had we just said "Please" more often?
• if you buy into the wizard's bullshit, soon you're all standing waist-deep in things you didn't even know could exist and no one has any clue how to stop him
• why I do have to get so deep with people all the time just to gently let them down 2 weeks later
• And I could hear him call to me, as if the world went quiet for that one distinct moment
• I knew enough about him to know his name and what kind of snowball he could make
• We'd kill him, but it probably wouldn't solve anything
• Oh, that it were so simple. That I could just utter those words.
• Why have you shot him for pounding a corn hat?
• It was a reasonable chat, I let him have it alone
• I should have kissed him, of course.
• Then I poked him in his sunburn
• When I look at him I could eat a thousand tomato sandwiches
• And that's why I won't have sex with you
• A little child could never kill this clean
• Are you searching to be inspired? Or are you searching to be amused, be content, be happy? What could you have been?
• The word that means "I acknowledge this thing you have just said"
• Everyone wants to have sex with Batman
• Buying things just because they have cool packaging
• Just because you both have the same problem does not mean you are one another's solution
• Have I just accidentally reinvented beef Stroganoff?
• I've lost my memory but I have ink, so.
• makes you wonder how you ever felt affection for somebody who could hate you so
• You have had sex with all the people your partner has had sex with
• Sometimes, you have to say to yourself: It just doesn't matter.
• Two virgins about to have sex
• I'm so toasty, you could spread jam on me
• His socks do not have a smell, which is so courteous.
• Dogs don't have souls, so it doesn't matter
• Sex and death have both spat me out like spoiled milk for the same reason. I was not afraid.
• Songs Hazelnut Listened To So You Don't Have To
• If you could go back in time and kill Hitler, would you?
• Prolific? Maybe. It could just be the mania.
• She's so cute
• Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
• The best phone call I could have made tonight
• Baptist fear of dancing
• Could you spare some change or maybe just a smile?
• I used to have so many dreams
• Stupidest thing you've coded just to see if you could
• Sex in a small car
• Lady Evolution, why have you wronged me so?
• On three separate occasions, I gave up my life so others could live
• How does the Military Selective Service Act apply to individuals who have had a sex change?
• Do not have sex with horses. Seriously, don't.
• So many people have come and gone, their faces fade as the years go by
• You can have great armfuls of just such roses as these.
• Books Hazelnut Read So You Don't Have To (category)
• I would have killed for a sexual thought
• Help! I'm going to have sex
• They could have sprung 50 cents for a connector
• How to have lesbian sex
• She moved so easily all I could think of was sunlight
• Weird shit you tend you have sex with while in the forest
• Sometimes I wish I could just not care
• Life is material; you just have to live long enough to figure out how to use it
• You could just pay someone else to LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU
• What makes her so cute?
• Could I Have Been?
• You look so cute with your little whiskers and your bald tail and ow, ow, that's my fingernail!
• Could Muhammad have been autistic?
• Animals people have sex with
• Why couldn't it have been an action picture that had just started?
• Have you felt so proud to get at the meaning of poems?
• So you don't have to
• And then night was here, after a day of measured breathing, and I could forget about breathing because the waiting was done
• I wish you could have met me before I became food
• A Bunch of Guys Who Just Happen To Have Instruments
• General sexuality newsgroup
• But I have seen the sun just once
• You should have killed me when you had the chance
• So what if your radical ideas have already occurred to others
• you have five minutes to admire the beauty in everything and then you die
• Solving a maze
• I could take this in doses large enough to kill
• Micro or macro, we have the means to kill you
• Your radical ideas about many things have already occurred to others but have never been articulated in a fashion so accessible to current generations
• two guys who have killed scores of imaginary people
• That's just my opinion, I could be wrong
• Then you could make out every time there's a Jewish holiday!
• And All That Could Have Been
• It could have been me
• I have just been shot
• Anyone could know just by watching her silent moves
• I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a picture of a bunny with a pancake on its head.
• Where the water for the flood could have come from
• some people are so poor, all they have is money
• Some days are magic, and I can do anything. The other days, I just have to wait, and hope it comes back.
• I am letting myself down so you don't have to
• if you have love in your heart, then you are my friend
• Penis for a day
• I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
• You could be so delicious
• I Am the Assuminator, and I Have Just Assumed
• You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
• "Why, oh why do I have so many innocuous crosses to bear?"
• please come stay with me in the forest so at least i have one person with whom i have no secrets
• "The Americans in their wisdom have taken the heads off the pictures, enlarged them and superimposed them with the heads of animals and then strung them up all over the walls of the interrogation room," he said
• Khaled Islambouli
• How we could still have a President Trump
• They did so because they believed they could.
• How many a dispute could have been deflated into a single paragraph if the disputants had dared to define their terms.
• If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor
• me so cute (user)
• Could you have danced with me?
• If I could just watch myself burn
• you were so cute
• Kids aren't cute; they just do stupid things
• Know your pets
• If we could build things out of concepts, I'd have pants made of lust
• How could you ever have enough?
• Rampant mass consumerism is so evil. Hey, can I have a sip of that Frappucino?
• Sex with a chicken
• Baptist jokes
• I'd ask, sure, I'd ask. But then, then you could say no.
• If the only sexual organ you have is a penis then everything looks like a vagina
• I suppose I could have married a World Cup soccer player, but I didn't
• If the only tool you have is a hammer, then everything looks like a nail
• You just have to tell me these things, okay?
• The Weddings I have Performed, or Why God is Gonna Kill Me
• And that's why we don't have sex in the nose
• Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
• If you or a loved one have been injured or killed
• Girls Just Want to Have Fun
• What to do with insane amounts of insulation foam you have just lying around
• For God's sake, just have another election
• Have you ever made a just man?
• Hello, my name is... Would you like to have sex?
• just to have some human contact
• I have lost many things, so many
• What to do with that insane amount of shaving cream you have just lying around
• I don't even have the energy to kill myself
• That isn't a vortex, you just have a hummingbird in your ear
• So this is Christmas. And what have you done?
• They could have saved Kevin
• I love you so much that I have to break up with you
• I don't want to risk endangering the cheap, meaningless sex we have
• We read your mail so you don't have to
• The cat (rumination of all that could have been)
• Jesus loves you so I don't have to
• have given my heart away just as carelessly and as meticulously planned as ever
• So long Arthur Miller! Who do I have to look up to now?
• I have been orbiting this planet for thirty-seven years, and am just now starting to experience reentry (document)
• Of course I'll love you forever, provided we have sex right now
• Why black women have so few wrinkles
• You have a sad feeling for a moment, then it passes
• I have always wanted someone to say to me what you just said
• the only comfort we could ever have
• I could have been one of a two

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