Findings:
- You haven't seen it and you don't understand. I have malice. I have cruelty. The little fire that's always been inside me isn't so little anymore.
- So then I tried staring into the abyss, but it got distracted by a weasel and ditched me
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- Your beliefs are your concern, just please don't let them creep into our secular argument
- please keep your feelings inside the vehicle at all times
- I am letting myself down so you don't have to
- I keep thinking I'm so tough but I rarely care enough to prove it. So am I really tough then? Or does every dog just have its day?
- Don't try to make the moment last. You can ruin it that way. Just learn to savor it and, when the time comes, learn how to let it go.
- I don't believe in God or the soul but these machines can make me cry
- I am in love with so much more than your body heat, but let's start there
- I am going to try to figure out a way to get into your cunt castle
- I'm not going to simplify things just so they can fit inside your mind. You don't deserve that.
- How to win the gold and make a baby cry
- Christians don't believe that "being good" gets anyone into Heaven
- I don't even know when I am being sarcastic anymore
- I don't care. I like who I am because of it.
- I do not fit inside my body
- a baby seal walks into a club...
- I cannot exactly deny what you are saying, however i am not prepared to make it part of my belief system at this time
- It's so easy to say you cried yourself to sleep. It's so hard to do.
- I Am Driving My Car into the Sun: a cross-country nodermeet
- Why are human beings so much more difficult to housetrain than dogs?
- Please don't throw me in the briar patch!
- how much more acutely the spirit is capable of suffering than the body
- I'm not really okay with being hated for what I am. It's hard to take. But it's still better than being loved for something I'm not.
- I am built to ignore hard truths and keep dreaming. That's what it is to be me.
- I am so sorry and you will never know
- Baby makes three
- Arrested for being drunk in a... bar? In... Texas? Apparently so.
- babies being born without brains
- I am so fucking happy
- You make Gaia cry
- You don't need a reason to cry
- trillions of solar neutrinos are passing through your body this very second
- Please don't force your beliefs on me
- Why don't we become completely independent and make our own everything
- Don't cry for the Angels
- Live so that they cry when you're born and laugh when you die
- I Am America (And So Can You!)
- I am going to rewrite you so that I can still like people.
- I am saving your nodes because I'll miss you so much
- they tell you to be your true self. to never give up on who you are. they don't know who i am.
- you called my name in the dark, so here I am
- I had seen the whole thing coming like a ghost train. Here I am on the tracks, still bleeding, taking phone numbers, haunted.
- I am the god of hell fire, and I bring you ...
- Well, I was tired of being 24 anyway, so there
- being beaten into an unhealthy state by other people's pasts
- How to avoid being urinated upon by your baby boy
- each book has us creating a fresh work as we read it into being
- My body falling into stars
- On looking into the eyes of a living being
- Help! Help! We're being held prisoner in a system software factory!
- I miss you, damn you for being so damn amazing
- There is a perfectly rational explanation for why I am banging my head into the wall
- When you make your own mother cry you know you've fucked up
- Boys Don't Cry
- The smell of his cologne still makes me cry
- The four-eyed girl could make me cry
- Strange Feelings Inside My Body Magazine
- Don't settle for no damn coupon which they'll try to pass off to you
- Oh, Mexico, Now Don't You Cry For Me
- Don't blow into someone's vagina
- Please don't tell me how to do my job
- Lucky Charms Don't Make You Lucky
- That phone call you don't want to make
- Don't try this at home
- The fire in the sky, the fire in your hand, the sad songs without bodies, surrounding us like ghosts
- Don't call me "Caucasian." I am a Caucasian-American.
- i am so random (user)
- I am someone and I wish so much I could help you
- Yes, I am helloing into a box. There is an echo.
- I am now a Fire Marshall
- I am writing you at dawn, on a train headed west, a farewell letter to be mailed at the first transfer station, before I head off into parts unknown.
- I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
- I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.
- Often I feel like I am just shouting my observations into a raging storm and no one hears
- And yet, when the warm breeze of spring greets my face and the sunlight does not make me shield my eyes, I know I am not alone.
- I am a teacher, and I don't know what your pancreas does
- Don't Let People Kiss Your Baby
- Any fool with a dick can make a baby but it takes a real man to be a father
- If you're being attacked, yell fire
- Being a dickhead
- Being solicited for sex by people who don't even know your gender
- Baby quick, my hair is on fire
- History is an Angel ... being blown backwards into the future
- The reluctant backpacker's guide to being hit by lightning
- When being chased by CIA trainees, don't mention Belgium to the waffle house physicist
- celestial body
- Try not being obscure just for the sake of it
- They're just babies, they don't understand!
- I, like your cigarette, am on fire
- Getting my blood drawn makes me cry
- We laugh so we won't cry
- I don't want to be a weeping mass of emotion, but I am
- I make liberty cry (user)
- don't cry
- Those pajamas just make me want to give you a great big full bodied bear hug flying tackle of cuddle doom
- Woman's so hot I want to cry
- We control the algorithms for all emotions. We will make your steel city cry.
- Making the heartless girl cry
- don't cry over spoiled milk
- you laugh and then you cry but you're still laughing but you miss her so damn much
- don't cry over spilled milk
- Did it ever make you cry ?
- a light wind is enough to make me smile or cry
- Don't stand so close to me
- Don't make me get my shoe!
- I don't want to fall so easily
- We read your mail so you don't have to
- Why don't search engines make use of NLP?
- I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!
- Don't piss into the wind unless you want to get wet
- Sports movies where the underdogs don't win in the final seconds of the game
- Please don't apologize for your identity
- Please don't feed the troll
- Two wrongs don't make right
- you breathe when your body makes you
- Also, when I am angry, my eyes flash fire, whether I growl or not.
- I often wonder if I am closer to reality simply for being poorer
- I was raised on red pepper and blood. I am so hot if you strike me I will light like a match.
- I am not a fire hydrant
- I am so an American
- I, even I, am he who knoweth the roads through the sky, and the wind thereof is my body
- I will make him promises, but not ones I am afraid to break
- how many years, please, until I am better?
- am i an angel flying into the light or a bug flying towards a light bulb?
- So runs my dream; but what am I?
- I am a bassist. Don't you fucking call me a bass player, ever.
- I am Bombs and Fire
- Dammit, I am so sick of reading about other noders enjoying human companionship
- because I am lazy and enjoy staring blankly into space (which is also the space where novels come from)
- i don't want to feel like i am the most beautiful thing around
- i am a seedling. i don't even understand how much i have yet to learn.
- and i am lost inside a memory; and i am a figment of reality
- Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
- i am a human being. nothing human is alien to me.
- I Came Out Here To Have A Good Time And Honestly I Am Feeling So Attacked Right Now
- Fingers slide together and, I am so alive
- You can't hire 9 women to make a baby in a month
- Cry Baby Cry
- Teenage bride with a baby inside, getting high on information
- Now that we're being so open and honest
- You are my electronic human being: my second chance, my way to mend the past.
- He makes me feel alone just by being there
- Sometimes, I get so lonely I can't stand being conscious.
- I am not anyone's "type" so far
- stop being so English
- seal clubbing
- being thrown into the ocean, if nothing else, will teach you how to swim
- Don't go, don't change, stop always being the same.
- What I have learned from being fired
- I don't know, Timmy, being God is a big responsibility
- Being betrayed by one's own body
- There has to be a better way to make human beings
- Thrusting into horse beings from space using a modicum of caution
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep noding even as one is being devoured by EDB
- One day I will step out of my body and burst into bloom
- You don't even have a chance of being happy if you can't let shit go.
- I don't think that there's anything worse than being ordinary.
- The Lovecraftian compulsion to keep writing even as one is being devoured
- I felt a need for some excitement tonight, so I drove up and down random streets yelling "I am one with the flying cows!" at regular intervals
- Covered Interest Rate Parity
- Over and over it would rain so that we could not dig the body up
- Why onions make you cry
- Please tell me everything, this means you, I am hungry and also
- Mind, Body, Spirit
- For a few more precious seconds, the body I was born with was still in one piece
- Hello, I take Zoloft. I am so gloriously mentally ill! You will love me, yes?
- Swimming pool injury
- I am still so lost, I am
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