Findings:
- i just knew i'd find you here
- Most of these things I've never seen in real life. Only on screens. Or Elsewhere. I'd die without it.
- I'd already be a Buddhist if it weren't for all these damn spiders
- I've been here for 5 hours
- The Only Song I've Ever Written
- Our obsessions almost killed me, but now here we are, talking like normal human beings
- The Worst Paper I've Ever Written
- some say he was never here at all
- If we weren't doing business, I'd fuck your brains out
- I've been looking so long at these pictures of you that I almost believe that they are real
- I'd rip the curs-ed phone from the wall if it weren't sitting on a table
- Why almost every node was written in the year 2000
- Here is some important information which you may make use of in your sunny, optimistic future!
- I'd like some dreams too
- Some things I've learned about not smoking
- Letters I've written, never meaning to send
- If you weren't gay, I think I'd be in love with you
- I'd like it here if I could leave and see you from a long way away
- When did you realise you really weren't going to realize some of your dreams?
- I've Got Your McFlurry Right Here: Help Welcome donfreenut to Swinging London
- I've had you here before
- You know what? I've had it up to here with "Trix are for kids!" Give the rabbit a fucking bowl of cereal, you dick!
- Here are some true pieces for you, anonymous, handsome.
- Almost Blue
- almost
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- Because I say so
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- Almost Heaven
- almost everywhere
- "Beautiful" is almost as misused as "love"
- She breaks hearts almost as often as she breaks the speed of sound
- almost always
- Ack! Summer is almost over and I forgot to shave the cat!
- I almost did it
- Almost everything you need to know about trail riding
- Have you ever been so excited about your life that it makes you almost want to cry?
- almost all
- Almost Famous
- perpetuating a pre-existing coolness is almost as cool as creating a fresh coolness yourself.
- almost (user)
- water moves, beneath the ice. now is almost time -
- Sympathy tokens, breast cancer and why I almost killed a pacifist
- The Thanksgiving Curse, or, how we keep almost getting killed.
- The Tornado, or, how we almost all got killed.
- Almost Free Software
- I almost killed Tony Blackburn
- English: a language with (almost) no negative verbs
- How I Almost Blew My Nuts Off
- Tonight I Almost Died
- Almost killed by an Elephant
- It's almost like you're real
- Almost Ready to Run
- Almost Too Much
- My 486 almost runs Debian now, but I can't play Doom!
- When Night is Almost Done
- Signs that a television show is almost dead
- What almost always happens after you fall in love
- There is almost no need for the word 'get'
- Almost Live
- I almost had to wait
- Almost!
- We exchange stories of almosts, of near deaths, theories on fate and algorithm, probability and God
- The state that almost was
- I am clothed when other people go almost naked through the frozen cities in winter
- I almost stopped believing in shooting stars
- Almost Heroes
- The time I accidentally made napalm and almost burned down the physics lab
- Almost Like a Whale?
- Almost Transparent Blue
- Be your own fiction. After that, the story almost writes itself.
- Almost Summer
- Pages, almost completely torn
- How To Deconstruct Almost Anything: A Postmodern Adventure
- the quiet, almost reverential tones of uninterrupted footsteps
- Today, I almost got killed by Darth Vader
- "Excuse me, but could you drop your large backpack somewhere else, please?" A (almost) christmas nodermeet in the East End
- How I almost got shot all up full of holes
- Almost, if I close my eyes
- It's been almost three weeks since yesterday.
- We almost lost Detroit
- All of what I almost remember
- I almost lost my son
- Almost Fat-Free Carbonara
- Almost getting cut from the team
- In which book did Nietzsche claim that almost all higher culture is based on cruelty? Don't call me stupid.
- my almost favorite pair of shoes
- Almost Oedipal
- When you can almost recognize her face, but you can't remember her name
- but you had his eyes and that was sort of almost enough
- unfinished something, almost
- The night I almost expected
- almost alone
- Walls so thin, I can almost hear them breathing
- Almost Silly Epiphany Song
- in the morning it was almost too dead center
- Almost realizing I wasn't straight; really realizing I wasn't straight
- An almost empty room
- Almost Him
- too much is almost enough
- I feel an almost overwhelming interest in the methods of daylight abduction employed by the modern youth
- Swooping through the almost silent night with no hands on your handlebars but it's OK
- The Introverted Thinker almost kills the dog
- almost drove past the church that day
- Where do disappearing socks go?
- disappear
- How to disappear completely and never be found
- A dozen ways to disappear
- How to Disappear Completely
- The day my boss' cats disappeared
- A howl that's only going to fly up into the sky and disappear
- For my last trick, I made her disappear
- How long would utilities last if everyone disappeared tomorrow morning?
- He eventually disappeared into the morning fog
- Making facial moles disappear
- The disappeared
- I want my trail to grow over and disappear, but now someone is reading it.
- if they forget me, I just might disappear
- What has disappeared
- She disappeared as if he had only dreamed her
- Disappear in every way
- You're not from around here, are you?
- The weather is here, wish you were beautiful
- You can't get there from here
- Kilroy was here
- Right Here, Right Now
- What we've got here is a failure to communicate
- Strangeways, Here We Come
- click here
- Why are you here?
- Why you are the most important person here
- Abandon all hope ye who enter here
- Here lies one whose name was writ in water
- Here kitty kitty
- Do you work here?
- Too Funky in Here
- Your Name Here Stadium
- Why are we here?
- Lafayette, we are here
- Not Invented Here
- No One Here Gets Out Alive
- I love Jesus! If you love Jesus, post here too!
- Round Here
- Who died here?
- The (Insert Party Here) Agenda
- you are here
- Stay here with me
- The Big Bang happened here
- Put Your Hand Here
- You are here. We are not.
- Here's what I hope to do with the Everything code or with something like it
- I see no X here
- Here I come to save the day!
- Here comes the rain again
- Here the Frailest Leaves of Me
- Don't piss here
- Be Here Now
- Birds are not to be allowed to die here
- Here We Have Idaho
- Here Comes the Sun
- That torpedo did not self-destruct. You heard it hit the hull. And I... was never here.
- The Distance to Here
- Here We Go Round the Mulberry Bush
- Here is Greenwood
- Here's my number, call me
- they might come up here and shoot us all
- Right here and now
- Lying Here Upon the Floor
- overpaid, oversexed and over here
- Now here it is, your moment of Zen
- I just work here
- If you'll form a line here, the tour starts in ten minutes
- Rimrod's Fencing Autobiography : Sixteen
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