Findings:
- A long time ago, under the shady tree in my yard, I was dead
- Last time I checked, Buddha was not just some lameass winamp skin for Jesus
- every secret thing was made by some one
- Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
- Some time when I was a teenager
- It was too late by the time the robots came and I couldn't, I just couldn't
- That time I was almost killed by scary cult children
- When I was young Time had no wings
- No important data was harmed by the ILOVEYOU worm
- in this world there are no equals but some day you will surpass me
- Time regression effect while stoned
- 'Tis time, I think, by Wenlock town
- No, and I've always wanted to go. I memorized the inscription one time in school.
- A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
- He just wanted to give me something he forgot to give me a long time ago
- Some advice on girls by a girl : the simple stuff
- Crawling, on the planet's face. Some insects, called the Human Race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and in meaning.
- The distance between two atoms was the distance between 6 months ago and today
- It happened a long time ago
- There Was No Leak
- and am happily disturbed by no passions
- Music that is either by the Sonic Youth or by some band that is ripping off the Sonic Youth, but you can't tell which
- the multiplicity of detail in time and space is a conspiracy by big universe to make it impossible for us to understand everything
- Women should have become revolutionary a long time ago
- Shiawase wa Tsumi no Nioi
- The night your father was stabbed in the back room of a convenience store. No mercy.
- Why I cry every time I hear the Barenaked Ladies sing
- Pragmatism by William James: Lecture III: Some Metaphysical Problems ...
- Foam on the tide is no more or less real than the sea, it simply is, was, will be
- No Time For Sergeants
- Before Time Was
- There was a time when I was a better person
- God died a long time ago
- Her innocence fell. She kicked at it some, frowned, and left it there because it was beautiful.
- "Too long ago" makes no sense to me.
- By Force Alone
- My lunch money was stolen by a predatory Mars rover
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever a bear
- I Was Kidnapped By Lesbian Pirates from Outer Space
- What are you in for,cybercriminal? Hacking the sun? Freaking a planet? Technomurder? No. A century ago I told a man to kiss me on the peanus
- A summer a long time ago
- I was hit by a train that doesn't really exist
- smiling in photographs was a concept introduced by Kodak
- Hard Times Come Again No More
- This essay was due a year ago
- No time for love, Dr. Jones
- It was 30 years ago today, Miyamoto taught the kids to play... (e2poll)
- the Promised Time
- A pocket-sized device with a single button that says, "Everything as it was one minute ago".
- relatedly somehow, there was a point a few years ago when I learned how to terrify
- By the Time I Get to Phoenix
- No Time to Speak of the Hopes of the Future
- it's a pity we only appreciate some once they're gone, when they can no longer defend themselves
- Sunday Times Rich List
- If I was any good at this, I would be getting paid
- No one ever said that the moral process of humanization was necessarily a pleasant thing.
- i always want to go back. but i don't know if it's time yet. i have some things i have to do.
- some say he was never here at all
- Some Time in New York City
- Weeks: time increment of choice
- Nostalgic for a time that I never experienced and for a person I never was
- The first time I saw him was I emit tsal ehT
- The week of Seven Airports, two train stations, and thirteen time zones
- I am no longer the foolish young man I once was
- Bourree from Suite No. 1 for Lute by J. S. Bach
- Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
- By morning I will have erased all traces that I was ever here
- There was a Man Dwelt by a Churchyard
- There is no weirdness like the weirdness of a novel written by a mathematician
- Food which was intended as such by nature
- To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries
- That Thursday the Universe was curved in the morning and was flat again by afternoon
- it was years before they met again, by chance
- Suicide is punishable by resurrection. There will be no exceptions.
- Some Girls Wander by Mistake
- Escape and Evasion through the subways of time gone by
- I was supposed to be somebody by the age of 23
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- This place like an old jacket, made alien by time.
- No 1 Ladies' Detective Agency
- Long time no see
- No shit, there I was
- Miss Frizzle is a Time Lady!
- every horse can be tamed by someone. but they don't always live at the same time.
- Kids have no concept of time
- No Time, No Room, No Thought, or Writing Can
- Wharfinger was no Shakespeare
- I Had No Time to Hate, Because
- The smiles you smiled when you thought no one was looking
- Time filled with encounters that leave no mark on us
- Computers have no sense of time
- No one was ever fired for buying IBM
- The male libido - or - How I was castrated by the 90's
- the Abayudaya sang, no one was hungry and herds of buffalo roamed the plains
- This is no joke; I always thought it was a company that made trench coats.
- bejweled no time limit
- No model is true, but some models are useful
- Things grow, no matter how much attention they’re paid
- Measuring time by setting fire to various things
- If I don't get paid for it, is my time worthless?
- Damn beer can taste exceptional some times!
- The beggar who was too rich for my money
- John Cassavettes Was No Help At All
- My people, some of them, have run away to 4chan and have no XP.
- No time of any kind
- This week, Jen's got a new man, or, another take on some algebraic properties
- He needed to repeat some well-used mantra of love just one more time
- Today was some bullshit.
- I am just going outside and may be some time.
- I didn't have the heart to tell him I was lying about taco night, but at least the hellhound made some friends
- Some Other Time
- Last time I was in Chicago I broke my ass
- Dawn was a lucky time to give birth
- he was alive, and some of the other people, they were carbon copies
- She was locked in time
- The first time I knew I was different
- The real reason pi was never calculated to a high precision in ancient times
- Man, I could do some amazing things if I just had the time resources and inclination
- Some times your elders may know what they're talking about
- there was at that moment no one more rightful dead than that unknown and faceless man
- My first and last attempt at a one night stand was raided by the police
- Electronically, I was questioned by a mallard of flame…
- For Some Poems by Matthew Arnold
- Two old ladies by the bus stop
- The monsters of the past will be long forgotten by the time the general populace is ever forgiven
- Despite being surrounded by perverts, I manage to have a great time
- Jacques Chirac was shot in the head by a fascist named Jean-Marie Le Pen
- The German textbook that was written by Morrissey
- Sitting next to strangers who fall asleep by me for no reason. Trusting rhythm. An odd intimacy, train trips.
- She was most amazed by the obvious, like January and the fact that I could not possibly keep her.
- our voices, once clarion, have been muted by time and mortgages
- I was raised by the French government
- When she was new, she rolled around the sky like a black umbrella blown by the wind
- Never in the field of human conflict was so much owed by so many to so few
- No one has ever been bitten to death by a poisonous snake in a ball pit
- What was stolen by someone else
- By evening I will have returned all traces that I was ever here
- My Singing was Stolen by Whispers to a False Friend
- For every rich man who tries to leave this world for a better one with his fancy tomb surrounded by mourners, there are many more who perish alone in the cold, forgotten by all but God.
- By Some Disputed Neon Barricade
- I was discovered by scientists, what will they call me?
- she was waylaid by an octopus
- I always imagine those surrounded by time, but I walk on top of it.
- Scotch Divided by Time Equals
- When your life is defined by a single action, it changes the concept of time.
- Yellow tells the story of time gone by
- I was taken by a honeymoon scam
- i don't spend a lot of time thinking about what it feels like to be gored by a chainsaw
- Does "All Natural" mean "No Side Effects"?
- There was an old lady
- There was a young lady of Riga
- We who do not have regular names spend a lot of time by ourselves. It suits us.
- cards written by those paid to condense their thoughts and emotions
- A dose of mystery slipped into her cocktail while she was in the ladies' room
- To Some Ladies
- Lady Love Me (One More Time)
- Linux is free only if your time has no value
- no time
- Ladies, it's high time you became friends with your clitoris
- If you become lucid, you realize history's greatest literature was being written as you read it ...by yourself.
- tonari no shibafu wa aoi
- Strange man makes permanent visit
- Time of No Reply
- There is no time paradox
- No matter where I was, whisps of you haunted my thoughts
- paid by the word
- September has such a feeling
- Hayane hayaoki wa sanmon no toku
- I was relieved to find my services no longer required
- Oh, no. Look, you've gone and made me optimistic. I was before, but now it is showing.
- No Time This Time
- No time like the present
- I stared into the muddled sky with tears running down my face in small rivers, and I knew then that there was no hope
- No Noders in Bhutan? Import some! An E2 Gathering and frequent flier mile grab
- There was a land where lived no violets
- Tenchi, go get some more *hic* TEA!
- Time gone by
- As Time Goes By
- Unfortunately, there was no applause
- No one older than twenty-five was stupid enough to take a job here.
- There was no one waiting for me...
- No one learned anything, because there was nothing to learn.
- time has no meaning here
- An apocalypse is no time to be wearing a ballgown.
- Time Stops for No Mouse
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