I work in a kitchen. Usually I'm happy with the company because my performance reviews are good, and I work the graveyard shift when management is rarely around. Management, however, would like to us to remember that, while it can't keep an eye on us every second, it considers us responsible for keeping an eye on ourselves. I'm not sure about the proper procedure for reporting my many infractions of the following expectations, but I've included my comments so that appropriate disciplinary action can be taken concerning my attitude.
Update 2007: I can't believe I'm still working for these weenies after 11 1/2 years!