These are some things that work for me, but then again,
I am not normal.
- Feed ducks. These feathery chow hounds will listen to all types of whining until the food supply runs out.
- Have squirt gun battles around the neighborhood with some friends.
- Go to the local grocery store's produce section. Audibly hold a pretend conversation on the handy-dandy banana phone. When another shopper comes near hand him/her the banana and say something like "He wants to talk to you now."
- Find a not-too-inhabited playground with sturdy equipment and run amok like a little kid.
- Call a friend or loved one with whom there's been little contact for a while.
- Two words: bunny slippers.