user since
Mon Apr 1 2002 at 20:02:48 (22.1 years ago )
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Wed Oct 6 2004 at 01:06:47 (19.6 years ago )
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1 (Novice) / 211
mission drive within everything
To not be horrible and to never split infinitives
specialties
Latin and Mathematics
school/company
Rickards High
motto
Give up, it's much easier than trying. OCVLVS SINISTER!!
most recent writeup
When having sex in ancient Rome
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Nodes I am especially proud of:
Latin Pronunciation (1C!)
The Five Most Important Numbers
Logical Fallacies (1C!)
Day of Zeux
Toga (1C!)

Nodes I am sort of proud of:
TI-83 plus
TI-Graph Link
Fascinatio
Evil Eye

Nodes that people can't decide whether it's good or not:
LISP (that one's been decided on)
I Dream of Jesus
Sleep (1C!)


My current favorite joke:
So a woman is giving birth. She's screaming in pain and clenching her husband's hand for dear life. Finally, the baby is delivered. The doctor picks the baby up into his arms and sway his arms while looking lovingly at the baby. He then grabs the baby with one hand around the baby's torso and hurls it toward the wall. The baby's blood and guts fly everywhere, painting the wall a dark red color. The mother, still recovering from her labor pains yells, "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" and the doctor reponds, "I'm just fooling around with you, the baby was already dead."
I have offended many friends of mine with this joke; they all laughed.