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I used to have a horribly short and outdated piece of nothing here. I should probably write something clever and artistic here like everybody else. I should probably do that when I'm not at work at the busiest time of the day. And stressed out. Plus it's Friday the 13th, and it's good I'm not superstitious, because everything is going wrong for everybody else, and I'm the only one fixing all the problems. Damnit.