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My favourite bird is a Male Superb Fairy-wren
According to some online test, my personality type is INTJ, make of that what you will
Halt! Proceed with caution,
For every lie will cause distortion.
Now you should stop, proceed no further,
your every move will cause disorder.
"A problem: when reality doesn't align with expectations"
"In the desert of apathy, a single voice rings true" Stasik
"You can't communicate unless you're excited" Dr Krauss
"You are a lens through which you see the universe" Stasik
"Humility is not thinking less of yourself, it’s thinking of yourself less." C. S. Lewis
"There are no problems in life, other than those we define as such." enwhysea's friend
"You're a seahorse, grazing on the gently swaying waves of existence" drunk Stasik draft
"He who rejects his demons badgers us to death with his angels." Henri Michaux (stolen from legbagede's home node)
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2018 - 92
2019 - 107
RedOmega Stasik has a talent for...things.
Clockmaker ...and he tamed them, with the old magic trick of looking them straight in the eye and then dumping them in a deep pit way out in the woods where nobody can hear the screaming
Zephronias I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GRIZZLED OLD RUSSIAN EXPAT WHO MOVED TO THE US DURING THE COLD WAR
Zephronias NO! YOU ARE SALT-N-PEPPER, HUNCHED SLIGHTLY FROM AGE, BROAD BUT NOT CHUBBY SO MUCH AS JUST WELL-GROWN. YOU HAVE A GRAY, SLIGHTLY SCRUFFY BEARD AND A LONGISH COAT.
Zephronias YOU USE A CANE TO HELP YOU GET UP FROM THE KITCHEN TABLE IN YOUR SMALL BUT COMFORTABLE HOUSE IN THE MIDDLE OF AN IDYLLIC COUNTRY TOWN. THINGS ARE NOT NEW, BUT THEY ARE FAMILIAR AND OF GOOD QUALITY, ALTHOUGH NOT THE PRETTIEST TO LOOK AT.
Zephronias YOU GO TO THE MARKETS ON SUNDAYS AND FEED THE CLERK'S DOG BISCUITS.
Nemosyn You're a thirty something man who used to be somewhat fitter before you got married. You aren't particularly good looking, and you don't talk much under normal circumstances. After a couple of drinks you wax, if not eloquent, at least elaborate. You probably should shave more often. People like you when they get to know you (except the ones who hate your guts). Flirting goes right over your head unless it's accompanied by a blow to the head with a heavy object marked FLIRTING.
civilwaractionfigure Yes, people look like pigs. You get it, Stasi-K
civilwaractionfigure Your work is magical. What word play. What context. What thought structure. Wait, are you Russian?
civilwaractionfigure Can you help me with my presidential campaign? Do you have any dirt on anyone?
civilwaractionfigure Sorry to ask so many questions, just very excited
civilwaractionfigure Not really loin-wise but brain-wise.
all of the above statements are noder's views and are not reflective of Stasik (or are they?)
Countries I've been to:
- USSR (do I even need to list the other 5?)
- Kazakhstan (not intentionally)
- Finland (accidentally, rangers had to be paid in Vodka)
- Australia (every state and territory!)
- New Caledonia
- Vietnam (stop off)
- China (if you count Hong Kong as China, also a stop off)
(I'm not well traveled, I haven't had the money, nor time (and hence the drive), but if I won the lottery, I'd probably acquire a travel bug)
Notebook brain 1C!
The perfect round 1C!
How to stay alive on a motorcycle 1C!
thou owest God a death 1C!
Mosaic of pain 1C!
Deja-vu's evil cousin 1C!
A Philosophical Limerick 1C!
How To Keep Your Hoes Kink Free 1C!
What's your story? 1C!
September 23, 2019 1C!
February 16, 2018 1C!
February 22, 2018 1C!
March 21, 2018 1C!
October 27, 2018 1C!
December 10, 2018 1C!
January 5, 2019 1C!
July 13, 2019 1C!
The here of back then 2C!
September 2, 2019 2C!
June 15, 2018 2C!
Universal Gravitation 2C!
Stranger in someone else's dream 2C!
If you ask me about winter, I'll tell you about 3C!
How I Quit Smoking 3C!
Imaginary time 3C!
June 23, 2018 3C!
March 30, 2018 5C!
July 26, 2019 5C!
(Has the most up votes) The Most Horrifying True Story I’ve Ever Heard 5C!
(Has the most down votes) 2D people can only see the inside of their head. 5C!
Halfway buried, lend me a hand 6C!
The Grapes of Wrath 7C!
4 player chess 8C!
Users that for some reason C!ed my stuff:
1 Serjeant's Muse
2 civilwaractionfigure (I was afraid to ask)
3 Uri E Bakay
3 Swift (was drunk when !Chinging)
4 Pandeism Fish
4 per ou
6 Zephronias (I can only assume Zeph is trying to encourage non-rant w/us)
6 npecom (claims to have been stone cold sober)
9 lizardinlaw (someone's been writing their own scripts)
10 moeyz (obviously a boozer)
You will find no wisdom here
beware of the suckers with the plastic tongue
Everything you have ever done up to now has lead to this moment