Q: How do you put an
elephant in a
refrigerator?
A:
Shove it in.
Q: How do you put a
giraffe in a refrigerator?
A:
Take out the elephant and shove it in.
Q: An elephant and a giraffe have a
race, who
wins?
A: The elephant, the giraffe is in the refrigerator.
Q: All the
animals have a
meeting, which animal is missing?
A: The giraffe, it's in the refrigerator.
Q: A man is trying to cross a
lake known for its dangerous
crocodiles, how does he cross?
A: He
walks across, the crocodiles are at the meeting.
Q: An American travels to Antarctica for a research project, who does he consult about the cold climes before going?
A: The giraffe, he's been in the refrigerator.
Q: What's
green,
fuzzy, and if it fell out of a
tree would
kill you?
A: A
pool table.