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Wed Jun 20 2001 at 0:05:12
Vampiric Refreshment
: This
unholy concoction
almost rivals the taste of
Phish Food
(described
elsewhere
as "
An orgasm in your mouth
"), and can be useful as
stage makeup
or makes a convincing "
Glass of Wine
".
Mix 5 tablespoons
Corn Starch
with 1/3 cup Water
Add 2/3 cup
High Fructose Corn Syrup
and Mix Well
Add 3 tsp Red
Food Coloring
, then Green to Take Pink Edge Off
Add More Red, Balance with Green until
proper shade
(very dark, brownish).
Add 1 Drop Qualactin Hypermint Extract (or regular Peppermint Extract, if desired)
Beneath the Bright Light
: This
unholy concotion
looks deceptive under a bright light, and has the
eerie
viscosity
of thick blood.
Mix 1/2 cup
Grenadine
with 1/2 cup
High Fructose Corn Syrup
Add Green
Food Coloring
1 Drop At a Time until Pink Edge Dissipates.
Gory Gertrude's Secret
: When needed,
cackle
with insane glee and spoon it around to satisfy the 'gore' effect. This blood mimics
great big globs of greasy grimy gopher guts
, but doesn't puddle out like water.
Mix 2/3 cup Oriental 'Cherry' Dipping Sauce with 1/3 cup water.
Add 1/2 teaspoon Red
Food Coloring
and 2-3 drops Green
Stir Thoroughly and Let Sit In
The Office Fridge
Warning...
all mixes may
permanently stain
.
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