November is here, and with it
THE IRON NODER CHALLENGE
Really, it's simple:
Write 30 things worth reading in 30 days.
The mines are ferrous, dark and deep. Will you take up your pick and answer their call?
The Rewards
The pursuit of excellence is glorious in itself, but our litigious Union of Iron Noders has insisted we sweeten the deal.
- Every noder will receive 40 GP per writeup remaining at the end of the month.
- Every noder who attains IRON NODER status will receive an additional 2000 GP.
- Among those who successfully complete the Iron Noder Challenge, one chosen at random will receive a $10 Amazon gift code.
- misterfuffie has pledged to award a $10 Amazon gift code to "the user who posts the best factual writeup".
- Halspal has pledged $50 US and an original RACECAR ceramic fish to "the Iron Noder who makes the greatest lasting contribution to our important work".
- Auspice has pledged $50 Amazon gift code to the Iron Noder with node with the highest reputation at the end of the quest.
The Rules
- The Iron Noder Challenge begins at 00:00 (server time) on November 1, 2011, and ends at 00:00 (server time) on December 1, 2011. Writeups submitted outside that timeframe will not be considered part of the quest.
- You must submit 30 new writeups in 30 days. The IRON NODER IDEAL is 1
per day, but we must be flexible about that to allow for normal life
circumstances, days away, illness, etc. Flooding New Writeups with 30
writeups in 1 day, while legal, would be frowned upon, and the E2
userbase would probably not react well.
- Any topic, any form, anything goes.
- There is no minimum or maximum length for writeups. They must simply
survive. Nuked nodes will not count towards your total. For this
reason, final rewards will not be dispensed until a couple of days after
the 30 November deadline, to allow last-minute writeups to be voted on
and pass muster with the editors.
- You may write a maximum of 5 daylogs.
- You may prepare material in advance. However if this stops you
noding for, say, the entire month of October, this would also go against
the IRON NODER IDEAL.
- Yes, you can also do NaNoWriMo. Yes, this makes you completely
insane. No, you can't have any more goodies for completing both.
If you would like to join, let me know via /msg, and I'll add you to
the roster. There is nothing wrong with joining late; just don't forget
to fill me in!
We'll be utilizing the ironnoders usergroup for any major
communications; if you're in the group now and are not on my confirmed
IRON NODER list as of November 1st, you'll automatically be dropped from
the group.
If you'd like to see more accurate updates than I have posted here, check out iron noder progress. It even shows which ones
you've voted on!
Whether or not you're attempting the challenge, you may volunteer to read and vote on every write-up submitted in the quest. Serving on this year's panel of Iron Voters are myself, Auspice, tentative, Tem42, raincomplex, Dr.Jimmy, NanceMuse and Pandeism Fish. If you get more than halfway to finishing the quest, Pandeism Fish has also pledged to vote on every writeup you've ever written.
Good luck and heigh ho!
We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
In a mine the whole day through
To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig
Is what we like to do
Need inspiration? Try Everything's Most Wanted, Random Nodeshells, The Custodian's Nodeshells I'd Like Filled, and the list of Iron Nodeshells on my homenode.
Iron Node(r)s
Number of participants:
35
Number of writeups:
713
Average number of writeups:
20.37
Number of IRON NODERS:
15
For up-to-the-minute standings, check out Iron Noder Progress!
- AEROBE
- Schedius
- Putnam's elm/beech argument for semantic externalism
- A Slave of the Law: A Case Study Regarding Kant's "An Answer to the Question: What is Enlightenment?"
- lunellum
- Staggard
- Fred Dretske
- Seeing and Knowing
- modal realism
- Trow Th Pane Joe
- Bloodybelly comb jelly
- bumblefoot
- behabitives
- the Wadsworth Constant
- eternal sentence
- Stephen Maturin
- The Social Network: Communal Morality in Plato's Euthyphro
- the lawn was white with doctors
- Data Dentata
- November 20, 2011
- Drakensberg
- Mesozeugma
- Saint Florentius' Most Remarkable Bear
- rhubarb rhubarb
- Rhubarb Triangle
- Why, Martha, for the longest time there was no railway station in Slough!
- November 23, 2011
- Hooded Merganser
- Gastrotrich
- Will Brood for Food
- The Giaour
- On Needlework
- Mary Lamb
- aeschylean
- The Bechdel Test
- We met in cyberspace
- Urban cockerel advice
- mix tape
- chicken soup
- Blue/Orange
- rubber wheel imp
- bear, turtle, snake
- Welteislehre
- State dependent learning
- robot poetess
- The Information
- word processor
- sighmaster
- reciprocity
- Alarm clock
- Auspice
- Hermiston, Oregon
- Heppner, Oregon
- Morrow County, Oregon
- Oregon Highway 99
- Sumpter, Oregon
- Robinette, Oregon
- Brazilian bathrooms
- Galena, Oregon
- Brownsmead, Oregon
- Whitney, Oregon
- Auburn, Oregon
- Ashwood, Oregon
- Stanfield, Oregon
- Irrigon, Oregon
- Greenhorn, Oregon
- Dodson, Oregon
- Bridal Veil, Oregon
- Itanhaém, São Paulo
- November 17, 2011
- Astoria, South Dakota
- Sparta, Oregon
- Wingville, Oregon
- Pocahontas, Oregon
- Dixie, Oregon
- FluffOS
- Bourne, Oregon
- The Crossroads Bar and Grill
- Heinhold's First and Last Chance
- BIII
- ChristineWinter
- Ford Granada
- The Bugs Bunny Birthday Blowout
- Whomp 'Em
- Oldsmobile Omega
- Lagoon
- Ballz 3D
- Lone Justice
- November 25, 2011
- Letters to the Editors: November 2011
- deny couches
- A Modell of Christian Charity
- Domin
- DONJAIME
- Night Air
- Reamde
- autumn
- Cob construction
- Tree kangaroo
- root log: October 2011
- Sphincter of Oddi
- Cheese mite
- Speech
- Hedgehog pie
- The last taboo
- Vanessa Hessler
- shoe whore
- Polar bear liver
- The Rabbit with Big Ears
- John Maynard
- The Four-Dimensional Man
- LGBT
- Sonnet to my Lady's Hair
- sex worker
- Alien Porn
- I sold my soul to the Devil for Christ
- July 20, 1969
- krill
- Mimolette
- OMBOG
- cheesehead
- root log: November 2011
- Breast is best
- Zealandia
- DTal
- E2 Bunny Rabbit Quickstart Guide
- CANGAROO
- Bender's Big Score
- Where do disappearing socks go?
- How to make a decent cup of tea
- Evil Catullus
- November 2, 2011
- as the twig is bent, so is the tree inclined
- Bag of Crushed Child
- The Last Word
- I am Godzilla, you are Japan!
- Ramos Gin Fizz
- Four O'clock
- Angel Face
- Monday Forest Fire
- Sandra Lee
- Evocatus
- Dead Air
-
The Raid
- You're Next
- Catherine
- Parable
- Dogs
- e2reneta
- Muscle in the Bud
- human microphone
- GLOWING FISH
- Brings out the tiger in you
- Wisdom, Montana
- Bitchin' Camaro
- Multnomah Falls
- Eddington Number
- Greenhorn, Oregon
- Noel
- The Idiot's Lantern
- How to write realistic female characters
- Chinese aircraft carrier program
- Mount St. Helens
- The Battle of Olive Garden's Facebook Wall
- Allie Brosh
- The Impossible Planet
- Christmas Valley Over-the-horizon radar station
- artificial gravity
- The Thong Song
- Halcion
- Agonist
- The NBA coach paradox
- Half-century
- 2011 Atlantic Hurricane Season
- Jesus He Knows Me
- blink
- Optional bosses in Squaresoft games
- Know Your Meme
- The world's smallest Air Force
- Counter-clock World
- The Time of Angels
- Museum of the Rockies
- The Coming of the Terraphiles
- Eye of Newt
- graceness
- Wish You Were Here
- Catalina
- Kraken: The Curious, Exciting, and Slightly Disturbing Science of Squid
- HAZELNUT
- Emotional Fascism
- Reggae Reggae Sauce
- Scorned Woman
- Pastor Martin Ssempa
- Expresscard
- Dave's Ghost Pepper Sauce
- Chicken Ninja Masala
- Fatal
- How can you defend people you know to be guilty?
- Mighty Jill Off
- Teenage Queen
- Criminalisation of squatting
- Mr Vikki's King Naga
- crowd surfing
- tough guy
- E-cigarette
- ZOG's Nightmare
- Rent Act tenancy
- Do
you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making
with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle with the
handle on the gateau from the chateau!
- County Court
- The A-Z of Black Metal
- Foil blowout
- the witcher
- Alestorm
- National Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children
- Assured Shorthold Tenancy
- Independent Police Complaints Commission
- Zuiikin English
- Hibria
- Fucking Karma
- IWHOSAWTHEFACE
- Radio Direction Finding
- Polya's Ten Commandments for Mathematics Teachers
- Incenter
- Incircle
- November 6, 2011
- Circumcenter
- A circle is defined by three points
- Darmstadtium
- roentgenium
- circumcircle
- Copernicium
- November 10, 2011
- Perspector
- Encyclopedia of Triangle Centers
- Menelaus
- Semiperimeter
- Stewart's Theorem
- November 15, 2011
- Equation of a Line Normal to a Second Line, and Containing a Point on the Second Line
- altitude
- Angle Bisector Theorem
- Excenter
- Heart, have no pity
- November 25, 2011
- The Three Kinds of Circles Associated with a Triangle
- The particular sequence of ten words "attack on an English writer that the character of this" is not at all unreasonable.
- jessicapierce as a unit of quality
- Books you haven't read in a while, but intend to read again
- November 30, 2011
- Bell numbers
- JESSICAJ
- Banana muffins
- Meatloaf
- Almond milk
- Enjoy Life
- Bob's Red Mill
- Tooth soap
- Rice Krispies Treats
- air filter
- Cusp of Carabelli
- craze lines
- African Black Soap
- about the same age, divorced, with two children
- October 25, 2011
- October 26, 2011
- The Elimination Diet
- Cabbage Soup
- The Lemonade War
- edible underwear
- Bieler broth
- Tiny Treats
- Two girls; one car
- mallet toe
- turf toe
- sesamoiditis
- Arch length
- cardamom cabbage
- Hallux Rigidus
- shoe horn
- shoe whore
- pedicure
- kozmund
- Fapiao
- If by whiskey...
- soup dumpling
- grass mud horse
- lizardinlaw
- November 1, 2011
- Flooded and the Poetry Group
- sewer
- The introverted thinker gives feedback
- Back of the Bus
- Medicare and race
- The extroverted feeler encounters Love and Logic
- October 12, 2011
- The Shuttered Heart
- The nice thing about alcoholics is that they aren't afraid of the dark
- Dog Dreams
- Back of the Bus II
- November 16, 2011
- Pandora's Box
- Mom takes off her cape
- Stages of relapse
- Back of the Bus III
- The planet with no conflict
- Adverse Childhood Experiences
- No Doors
- marku
- rage
- Bulletstorm
- Assassin's Creed
- Alpha Protocol
- Red Dead Redemption
- Bully: Scholarship Edition
- prototype
- Naughty Bear
- Fallout 3
- Under Kurant
- Assassin's Creed II
- things I have learned about the migration of tundra swans
- a child of divorce in the happiest place on Earth
- MAULER
- Emishi
- Watanabe
- Ken Watanabe
- myGengo
- Lucius
- supermajor
- batarang
- No-till farming
- Massachusetts Game
- Total
- Batcave
- BRIC
- PIGS
- Kahless
- Siri
- Brooke Alvarez
- November 9, 2011
- publicist
- purple sweet potato
- Yoshiko
- Moe
- charpoy
- krokodil
- Puddle jumper
- Plaza Accord
- liquidity trap
- Bank of New York Mellon
- leveraged buyout
- Montoku
- Reizei
- moot
- Akuma
- Abuse of rights
- Oliver Platt
- yobai
- November 30, 2011
- happenstance purchased on layaway
- MOEYZ
- heat
- the Arizona dust blowing
- I still find her feathers
- My Mother on Halloween and Life
- thinking murderous thoughts towards all
- if you could make an encyclopedia smile
- the magic lacking
- whether you are content
- grinding coffee
- who writes cryptic messages on tea bags?
- thoughts about a blue wall
- rezman
- the architecture of the heart
- I would open a door for you
- no surrender
- appeal no longer urgent
- How can a man stand when they cut off his feet?
- November 6, 2011
- memory contains no images
- Vonnegut's rule #7
- don't believe everything you read on the internet
- what to do with a box turtle
- the water lily goes dormant ritual
- the method to my madness
- getting a box from my local library
- playing with words
- in that eternal Jerusalem
- Confession
- even my socks
- Shakespeare, Einstein, and Jesus
- her brother's keeper
- I will remember this quote for future use
- in my mother's house on a Saturday morning
- I'd better stop writing
- Daily Prayers
- the choice of shampoos
- let's pretend, for George
- through the noise and condemnation
- a poetry reading from the past, in Paterson, New Jersey
- try things
- a pocket book of THREE IRISH PLAYS, copyright 1936
- throw a thousand pots
- The lawn was white with doctors
- during down time at E2
- his mismatched flannel pajamas and brown eyes
- November 20, 2011
- homage to a dead poet with a sense of humor
- btw, I was raised on Twinkies, I'm certain it made a lasting effect
- Saint Scholastica
- for Ann Tsubota, a teacher still, thousands of pots later
- The Welcome Table
- stepping away from the computer, to go camping
- the ham and cheese situation
- taking a different path back
- the stars were falling just for him
- dealing with the darkness
- cabin three
- Saturday into Sunday, observations on eight cabins
- for your penance
- Dead bear in ███ █████ leads to local arrest
- Jesus and the 2010 lunar eclipse
- Montag
- Emotional Fascism
- Idiotville, Oregon
- November 2, 2011
- Gays are great, so she says
- Muslims Against Crusades
- SO19
- Payday: The Heist
- Information wants to be paid
- Craigslist Job Offer
- You are not Hunter S. Thompson. Don't be stupid.
- My heart belongs to the rivers
- the bullet that killed the poet
- Miss Shilling's Orifice
- Too few astronauts and too much sky
- We are as real as the difference that we make
- Tadmor Military Prison
- pussy! I go through two lighters a day man!
- Beckenham
- Glasgow Necropolis
- Merchant City
- George Square
- Buchanan Street
- Peckham's
- Rogano
- The People's Palace
- goma
- Glasgow Green
- Mouq
- High school hallways
- Memrise
- OldMiner
- root log: November 2011
- Rock Man
- PANDEISM FISH
- A Murder in Pieces: Part I
- Shower bubble
- Am I the only one who thinks Ken Watanabe and Jimmy Smits look an awful lot alike?
- Captains Heroic
- The one thing Superman was bad at
- Rock out with your cock out
- Musical renditions of the alphabet
- Separation from the inseparable divine
- A haiku regarding the silliness of prophecy
- Doctor Korgon's Robotic Opus
- Unicentaurus Rex
- That's the problem now, isn't it?
- Doctor Korgon's imperfect clone
- Good from far
- Before the beginning
- Radar Love
- If I ran a strip club
- Yesnaby Castle
- Supertight
- Twenty-five nanoklopts
- A generation of pussylickers
- Zombie apocalypse
- Young Doctor Korgon's penisoid army
- Of Pandas and Pandeists: Errors of Antipandeism
- had had had had had had had had had had had
- Our particulate Universe
- A History of God
- anthropocentrism
- Indiana Jones' Crusade for the Perfect Female, or Why We Go Grail-Hunting
- Squircle
- Pandeism fully accounts
- Soy pickle banana mushroom pie
- Loop station
- A-Thorism -- A Doctrine of smelly Jötunns?
- The Prophet Ga'Rygyga the Tenth
- puffinus puffinus
- Absorber
- Pandeism and the knowledge of good and evil
- The power of a tornado
- Assassin's text message
- Evolution of sleep
- raincomplex
- Capacious
- And the air would taste of patterns
- airborne
- winterhaiku
- tetragon, She
- the space of all haiku
- Neil deGrasse Tyson
- Designing to Reveal The Nature of the Universe
- I wish I knew how it would feel to be free
- the lake around which are a thousand tiny fires
- dictated but not read
- Never fear, Anastasia
- the grassiness of death
- like a diamond in the sky
- wear your helmet
- wash your bowl
- your poetry inspired me to make this really practical item
- the structure of matter
- somewhere, someone is printing copies of our nodes and binding them in an enormous book
- self-portrait in a spoon
- a small black bag containing all secret places
- The time my car broke down and I made the mistake of calling the cops
- RoboQuote
- downtown
- Perceptions of body swapping
- Crystal Head vodka
- Sexual-Lobster
- Don Cheadle is Captain Planet
- November 11, 2011
- Nature Visions
- November 16, 2011
- empathy
- The lawn was white with doctors
- Earth to the Dandy Warhols
- 90's web design
- Thirteen Tales from Urban Bohemia
- Apples in the Tree
- FAWM
- The Gamer's Quarter
- December 1, 2011
- the weird part of youtube
- SYNECHDOUCHE
- The Last Time I Committed Suicide
- Heard Rockish
- Shadow
- The Hype Machine
- The Cheap Suit Serenaders
- Ganja Butter Pecan Ice Cream
- The People of Paper
- leaving dust like unspoken years never to come
- diner code
- Why is vanilla ice cream really plain ice cream?
- Forced Exposure
- Maple Coconut Bars
- as is
- mashed potato
- mosh
- purple sweet potato
- Fun with disposable cameras
- rise over run
- fob pocket
- ABC gum
- It's All Gone Pete Tong
- Alex the Parrot
- Dermot Healy
- walk-in freezer
- Fast Car
- groupuscule
- Gluten Free Chocolate Goo
- you are your own machine
- white-knuckling it
- sacrilicious
- Getting a haircut is erotic
- TEM42
- fourth person
- Aachen Cathedral
- Pathfinder
- timestream
- Abatwa
- Angitia
- American worm snake
- leaf litter
- Colubridae
- Large woody debris
- on the rocks
- Moorean fact
- Muller's ratchet
- Functional DNA
- Slaves of Spiegel
- 5 Novels
- Tangled bank hypothesis
- Afterswarm
- Chi Rho
- Cheshire Cat
- Dried Frog Pills
- Yolanda
- hick
- Lena
- Moe
- Tu quoque
- Dentata
- Rape-aXe
- tiger
- Fashionable hour
- The Dozens
- Bulldoze
- Letters to the Editors: November 2011
- Landrace
- Gideon the Cutpurse
- THE CUSTODIAN
- Batman: Arkham City
- Quindar tones
- Capcom
- Ops Wha Hae
- Iron Dome
- Radio Direction Finding
- Desiderata of Time and Elevation
- Aloha From Hell
- farkakte
- dark side
- November 7, 2011
- Attack the Block
- November 9, 2011
- Unseen Academicals
- Burn Notice
- counterbattery fire
- PTT
- Firebird
- hydrofoil
- Notes from the Long Dark
- subway series
- Lox
- Morley
- SIMNET
- nominal
- Bluing
- November 26, 2011
- CUP pressure
- spitzer bullet
- Boat-tail
- December 2, 2011
- The Moment You Realize it's Personal
- Alphabet City
- Two Blue Lights
- resin identification code
- █
- Old Bay
- I will not use the sidewalk. There are fucking sprinklers
- To my Mother
- her first time
- The Walmart Game
- Bulbasaur
- Charmander
- Shave your head and run naked into the woods.
- EPROM
- The Real Song for the Deaf
- Kid A
- WOMBAT-SOCHO
- The season of tea
- Iowa class battleship
- USS Iowa
- Operation Linebacker II
- Andersen AFB
- Everybody Hated The French
- volksmarch
- Chad Bradford
- Mr. Dooley
- Debbie Harry
- IHOP vs. Waffle House
- The Peace War
- Freikorps
- Blackshirts
- squares and triangles
- Alistair Horne
- Algerian War
- Veterans Day
- The reemergence of fascism
- Abyssinian War
- Brazilian Integralists
- 3rd Infantry Division
- my life with the low-carb cult
- Division Numbering and Organization
- 21 books
- Fourth Infantry Division
- Fifth Infantry Division
- Battle of St. Mihiel
- Meuse-Argonne Offensive
- Utah Beach
- WORN-OUT_SHOE
- the allure of blank pages and ink
- The Beat that my Heart Skipped
- Her hips made waves against his shore
- AKFG
- There is something you don’t want to say
- She might not need me. But then again she might.
- An Open Weave
- Ceramic heart
- The Wind
- plastic arts
- easy origami bookmark
- Atomic Tangerine
- Jonquil
- Red Apple Falls
- Falu Red
- Hello Panda
- Visual Diary
- Hex triplet
- What dream did you rise on to know my soul the way you do?
- Rubber Stamping
- Gamboge
- why I like the rain
- Larkspur
- Zinnia
- like standing in a river
- Rhododendron
- Stephanotis
- Feist
- Regina Spektor
- Here is gone
- ZEPHRONIAS
- His memory perishes from the earth, and he has no name in the street.
- Game of the gods
- Kumiho
- House Crasher
- I come from the land of burning books
- Satan in Paradise Lost
- dreams that come sporadically in the night like Viking longships to burn you to the ground and steal your rationality
- Once upon a time. . .
- A Look at Judith
- Then, with near perfect timing, the hellhound widdled on his foot
- Some Kind of Weather
- November 13, 2011
- Below the waters, history is not being continued
- Witches are tricky. Ask the villagers.
- all the little stars in my hands; crawling and bleeding
- A Very Old Man with Enormous Wings
- Last night I could not sleep because of the noise in my head
- Mallt y Nos
- Tzitzimitl
- November 23, 2011
- Bisclavret
- We're Going On A Bug Hunt
- The Terminal Dreams Part One
- The Terminal Dreams Part Two
- Oneiroi
- Keeping secrets is harder than taking lives
- memories of pain and water
- The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
- Somewhere in Pennsylvania, another angel gets its wings
- There's nothing scarier than finding a microchip in your body