Findings:
- They think I'm crazy, but I know it's real
- I'm beginning to think that nothing I think or say makes sense to anyone but me
- We don't pay you to think. We pay you to know.
- The voting system doesn't work because I'm drunk and that fucks it up
- finding my way back to sanity again, though I don't really know what I'm going to do when I get there
- You may think I'm lying, but it's true
- And while the angel and the succubus are arguing, I'm trying to make sure Faust doesn't stop breathing
- You Know What I'm Sayin'
- What the IRS doesn't need to know
- It's all a blank, which makes me think something far far worse has actually happened
- What do girls think about guys when they catch guys staring at their breasts, but the guy is actually trying to read her shirt?
- I'm actually quite the plain Jane
- I think I'm getting distracted again
- Aw, Mom, ya know I'm not like other guys; I'm nervous and my socks are too loose
- She doesn't know what he sees, but sometimes it makes his face beautiful
- Things guys think girls should know
- I'm lazy. It's all I know.
- Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?
- Just great, I'm actually a coward
- Make yourself into a town that doesn't know you
- You Might Think It's Sexual But Actually It's Not
- A mob is just an army that doesn't know what it wants
- I know the last digit of pi and I'm not telling
- My mom thinks I'm a satanist
- I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but I really have to get to the hospital
- Why I think I'm a disgusting human being
- Just because I'm nice to her doesn't mean I want to fuck her
- There's so much to think about. I'm getting distracted.
- Andycyca thinks about a topic he knows nothing about
- Just because I'm black doesn't mean I can rap
- Religion doesn't exist just so that people can be told what to think
- I think I'm in Love with Everything
- People are impossible. I should know; I'm one of them.
- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
- He doesn't know what he's missing
- The receptionist at work knows I'm a slacker
- I'm insensitive, and I don't know anything
- My cats think I'm a God
- I'm sorry, I don't think we've been properly introduced
- Do you love me now, Daddy? Do you think I'm pretty?
- I Think I'm a Pervert, But I'm Totally Over It
- I'm not religious, but I think I have a close relationship with God
- Crazy People Always Think I'm the Sweetest Guy
- Just because I like ballet it doesn't mean I'm a poof
- Someone has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I'm starting to think I was a waste of a perfectly good placenta
- My Dog Thinks I'm Unpatriotic
- you think i'm confused? you're not confused enough.
- You Think I'm Psycho Don't You Mama
- What we think we know can kill us
- I think I know that I am almost always afraid.
- Would you take your shoes back now, i think I know what it is like to be you.
- Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
- I don't think we're old enough to know if we're alcoholics at our age
- If my roommate doesn't keep his hands off my shit, I'm gonna fuck him up
- Sometimes I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion
- You're the only one who doesn't know
- I know it's boring to go on about it, it bores me to sleep, but what the hell, why doesn't it fade
- Scotty Doesn't Know
- Just because I say Happy Hanukkah doesn't mean I'm Jewish
- It's Good Money and Pays the Bills
- just because i'm out on the balcony doesn't mean i'm about to jump
- Raymond feels prepared. He just doesn't know for what.
- I may not know anything but I know I'm not American
- I'm embarrassed that I know this
- he doesn't know, but her eyes widen too far
- Why I still pay (part of) E2's bills
- I know more when I'm alone
- If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you
- I know what I'm talking about
- Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now
- Wouldn't you think I'm the girl, the girl who has everything?
- I think I'm turning into a guy
- Theories about the future that make you think "Holy shit, I'm scared!"
- America stop pushing I know what I'm doing.
- I'm so goddamned cruel to you. But you'll never know
- I'm not sure I know how to neuter your cat
- I'm All You Can Think About
- I'm not what you think
- They think I'm a god
- Who to call at the IRS when you cannot pay your tax bill
- Yeah, I know I'm dead;
- I know I'm not very good at this. I don't want to be better.
- That man has writer's block but I don't know if I'm him right now
- I think I'm finally ready for an everything2 account
- Goddamnit, man, it's like this shit knows what I'm fucking thinking
- i'm not a creep. i'm not a weirdo. i know exactly what i'm doing here. i belong here.
- the struggle continues, but at least i know i'm not alone
- I'm going to assume you know why that's stupid and move on
- I used to think of sobriety as a purgatory, and that to be under the influence of drugs was relief from it. Now that I'm older I believe the opposite to be true.
- You don't even know the meaning of the word committed. I'm Andy Kaufman, motherfucker. I will die on this hill I made, in this battle I started, for this prize I already own.
- If you EVER come across an empty floor, just know that I'm gonna fuck you up.
- I'm awake now. You know what I'm talkin' about?
- I'm Harriet Harman, you know where you can get me
- You wouldn't know it, but I think you're achingly beautiful
- It's my fucking job to know
- Thinking you know more about computers than the tech you just called
- Kids that age think they know it all
- Forget what you think you know about the opposite sex
- ...if you know what I mean and I think you do
- Why do gays think that men would rather give a blow job than sex to a complete stranger?
- What you hold, you've bargained for dearly. And i think you know.
- You think you know someone, until you don't.
- I don't think she even knows that I make her smile
- I'm starting to think the secret is to NOT be rich and prosperous. To be 'unsuccessful' (depending on who you ask)
- The city knows I'm leaving
- I'm just a bill
- Women who want to fuck, just to pay the bills
- What is an "online pet" and can I actually raise one?
- The pickup-lines that actually work
- Sometimes I actually don't mind having the slowest modem in the world
- The Portland Oregon Everything Tea was actually a Suicide Cult Initiation!
- How many Disney movies are actually original stories?
- It's possible that your religion is actually jealous of God's popularity
- Internet friends: Abstractions until you actually meet them
- Love Actually
- A consequence of actually feeling
- not actually a poem that has anything to do with pittsburgh
- what we call human nature is actually human habit
- Danger is my middle name. Okay, actually, Daniel is my middle name.
- BREAKING NEWS: TED CRUZ ACTUALLY HUMAN SKIN FILLED WITH COCKROACHES
- Well, actually
- Where to actually reintroduce wolves
- ah fuck. I need to actually develop a plan
- Just seeing that he actually exists
- the title is an obscure reference to a thing, i am actually a guy
- It must be nice, having people in your life that you actually want to spend time with
- In the beginning
- beginning
- The Beginning
- Quran and the Beginning of the Universe
- The Bad Beginning
- Fear of death is the beginning of slavery
- My beginning
- There is no beginning, no movement, no peace and no end
- How the Union and the Confederacy stacked up at the beginning of the Civil War
- Into the Heart of the Whole :: Ophandir's Beginnings
- The Beginning Place
- point of beginning
- Friday the 13th: A New Beginning
- Psycho IV: The Beginning
- The Six Day War, Beginning
- I tried to memorise her, from beginning to end
- The Beginning Stages of...
- The beginning was the end
- Populous: The Beginning
- Exorcist: The Beginning
- Razing the Bar: An E2 New Year's Party and New Beginning
- The Church of England at the beginning of the 20th century
- You are at the beginning of your next trillion years, and you can spend it with us, or you can spend it curled up and shivering.
- Ginger Snaps III: The Beginning
- Ginger Snaps Again: The Beginning
- The fear of the LORD is the beginning of wisdom
- English History: The beginnings of Parliament
- My Favourite Beginning
- A Beginning
- the end of the beginning, and my heart is set on full auto
- beginning of the universe
- Today is the beginning of goodbye
- Tears of a new beginning
- in the beginning (user)
- White-Knuckle Nights: A Lurid Beginning to an Ominous Journey
- a love letter at the end of the world or perhaps the beginning
- Two dollar bill
- Bill Evans
- Bill Nye
- Bill Bradley
- Pecos Bill
- Bill Buckner
- Bill Maher
- Buffalo Bill
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